James Rhodes - Blog Posts

This is the best thing I’ve woken up to a while.

MJ: Hey don’t forget about Spider-idiot. Ned and I have split custody over him.

Ned: He’s an idiot white boy but we still love him.

Peter:

*Wong showing Rhodey around the sanctum*

Wong:  This is the Wand of Watoomb. This is the cloak of Levitation. This is my idiot white boy.

Stephen: 

Rhodey: Oh you got one too? There’s my idiot white boy over there.

Tony:

Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 2:

Vision

Scott

Shuri

T’challa

Rhodey

If I’m missing someone tell me and part 3 is probably going to be the guardians reacting

it’s that easy

Can I say

Westallen and snart

Steddie and robin

Destiel and everyone

Pepperony and rhodey

Pepper : Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Rhodey : It was Tony.

Happy : Boss broke it.

Jarvis : Sir did it.

Tony :

Tony : ...yOU PROMISED-

Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?

Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.

Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?

Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :

Rhodey : What.

Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!

Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...

Wong : For fuck sake!

Tony : I have a plan!

Rhodey : Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

Tony : …

Rhodey : …

Tony : I no longer have a plan.

Tony, at Pepper : You're my significant other.

Pepper : Yeah I am.

Tony, at Friday : You're my child.

Friday : Yes boss.

Tony, at Stephen : You're my bitch.

Stephen : Yeah I am- wait, what?

Tony, at Rhodey : My bestie.

Rhodey : Naturally.

Tony, Harley : HA, GAY!

Harley : Fuck you.

*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

Rhodey : What did Tony do this time?

Pepper : More like WHO did Tony do this time.

Tony wearing silk pants : How does this look?

Pepper : like it's slips on and off really easily.

Tony :

Pepper : No ! I didn't mean it like that I-

Rhodey : We all know what you meant.

Tony : You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Rhodey : I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Tony : Absolutely not.

Tony : No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Rhodey : Your life?

Tony : I- well yes, but-

#He tries :')

#poor baby

Iron Man 2008 is so fucking funny, like Tony is kidnapped and tortured and finds out that his weapons are being used to kill the people he was trying to protect, and he's like "Y'know, maybe war is bad" and everyone around him starts acting like he's insane for thinking that

Like Rhodey practically yells at him

Reporter in the Marvel unviverse: Anthony Stark, well-known as a generous philanthropist, the CEO of Stark Industries, and his alter-ego “Iron Man,” under fire today after a controversial video he posted to his personal Vine account went viral. The short footage showed Stark in the passenger seat of a car, driving by an anti-homosexual rally, repeatedly shouting “I love sucking [expletive for male genitalia]” out of the open window.

if multiverse is canon in mcu....

in some universe sam is too slow to catch bucky

in some universe natasha is happy (and alive) with her sister. they have a picnic and they sing songs

in some universe clint doesn't recover after pietro's death. he blames himself like he was the one who killed the boy. clint wanted to be pietro's mentor and he fucked up

in some universe pepper leave tony alone with his mind for too long...

in some universe happy doesn't lost all his friends.

in some universe rhodey ended worse

in some universe thor could save loki

in some universe foggy finds matt's body

all of this can be true and it breaks my heart

This feels like something that would happen on a Saturday morning cartoon.

Avengers vs Pet Avengers issue #2

two old nerds for @crhodey ! thanks for commissioning me 💛

#ironfam #squad

April Showers bring M-AU Flowers Challenge 2024 - Masterlist

All fills for this Challenge were written around a pairing that had less than 15 works at the time of the Challenge.

Sick Fic : soup and tea and rum and coffee / Clint Barton x Frank Castle / 538 / Teen and Up Audiences

Caught in the Rain : Caught in the Rain / Clint Barton x Foggy Nelson / 2358 / Teen and Up Audiences

Green Magic : Messed up Minds / Clint Barton x Matt Murdock x Natasha Romanov / 456 / Teen and Up Audiences

Hurt/Comfort : Broken / Clint Barton x Danny Rand / 2037 / Mature

Bugs & Insects : Clint Barton and the Stupid Fucking Thing / Bucky Barnes x Clint Barton x Rhodey Rhodes / 1441 / Teen and Up Audiences

Loss : You're allowed to hurt / Luke Cage x Frank Castle / 304 / Mature

Flower Language : What Flowers tell me about you / Frank Castle x Matt Murdock x Foggy Nelson / 1523 / General Audiences

Wedding Guest +1 : Worried and Excited / Clint Barton x Charles Xavier / 739 / Teen and Up Audiences

Picnic : One free Afternoon / Clint Barton x James Rhodes / 1390 / Teen and Up Audiences

Farmer's Market : Not a Date / Karen Page x Marci Stahl / 1425 / Teen and Up Audiences

Stargazing : Let me Show You the Stars / Erik Lehnsherr x Matt Murdock / 2592 / Teen and Up Audiences

Regency Road Trip : Passenger Princess / Clint Barton x James Rhodes x Tony Stark

Fairies/Fair Folk Pretend Relationship : Not the way you think / Bucky Barnes x Pepper Potts, Bucky Barnes x Tony Stark / 1119 / Teen and Up Audiences

Gardening : Gardening... / Clint Barton x Matt Murdock x Foggy Nelson / 652 (WIP) / Teen and Up Audiences

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Summer Fic Reading Bingo - Masterlist

gen fic

mistaken identity

road trip

fic written by someone who follows you : I Like To Listen To You Talk About Him / endlesstwanted / 3680 / T / Bucky Barnes x Rhodey x Sam Wilson

time travel

crossover fic

rec'd by a friend

pets

werewolf AU : This Is Not Gardening (You Can't Fool Me) / Faustess / 1611 / G / Clint Barton x Rhodey x Tony Stark

mythical creature AU

fic from your first fandom

historical AU

FREE SPACE

daring rescue

sports AU

Future AU : (Artificially) Bright Future [!Moodboard] / DarthBloodOrange (DepressingGreenie) / 100 + Moodboard / G / Steve Rogers x Tony Stark

long fic (>25,000 words)

fic with no comments yet

ghosts

angst : Evaluation / CNWrites / 3182 / G / Bucky Barnes x Clint Barton

fix-it fic : for a thousand more / lavenderlotion / 2094 / G / Erik Lehnsherr x Charles Xavier

remix fic pair

slow burn : Love You a Latte / Ruby_Casablanca / 7470 / T / Matt Murdock x Foggy Nelson, Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers, Karen Page x Natasha Romanov

high school / college AU

new author (<1 year)

@ficreadingchallenge

Soooo... I might have forgotten to write down the end date, so I'll have to DNF this :C

I really like the idea of this, I just didn't really read much this summer (but i wrote a lot, so go read all my fics ;P)