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favorite marc lie of the year is still him saying he stayed out in the rain in misano because pecco (who he just beat) (handily) is a local (it was his home race) (where he had pole) and would know the track better. all while his second bike that would presumably have the wet weather tires was fully out of commission and covered up in the corner of the garage because it was broken so he literally had no choice anyway.
Next thing we know, they'll have Marc Marquez in a room with 4 screens, playing every shot of his and Vale's love affair, rivalry, and divorce
(I fear he would actually lose it)
thinking about vale’s last title being in 2009. then him going to ducati aged 31. not getting to fight for the championship again until 2015.
marc’s last title being in 2019. then him going to ducati aged 31. not getting to fight for the championship again until 2025.
its really fun that they are kind of just the same person isnt it
Imagine having to see your dad choke his ex, definitely as foreplay, in 4k and in a room full of your coworkers.
Happend to our friend Pecco
Dear wonderful MotoGP logo,
thank you for basically being there like this since my beginning, since my first time watching MotoGP.
I'll miss you a lot because the new one is very ugly!
i will miss gresini constantly calling marc the goat. i have afeeling that won't be the case with corse
calling him the goat while having a factory deal with vr46 would be objectively funny but yeah no they’re gonna be like this is marc. he’s an eight time world champion we found in the woods somewhere. we pay him in sticks
dumbass marc crawled out of alex’s garage and cant get back in again so he knocked on his closed garage door to tell them to open up for him 😭😭
him trying to figure out how to crawl back in after somehow managing to crawl out there 😭
him after his own mechanics let him in
Domizia Castagnini and Carola Bagnaia outside the Ducati Garage after Francesco Bagnaia crashed out of the Malaysian Sprint
endless list of random motogp things - fucking lovemaking in parc fermé
as a hater, i've got to appreciate vale's dedication. no one has lifelong feuds any more, kudos to him for sticking to the bit.
that picture looks fake! what was marc doing beefing with whole teenagers when he was 2 apples tall??
that picture looks fake! what was marc doing beefing with whole teenagers when he was 2 apples tall??
marc crash from p2 and max 20sec penalty from p2 on the same day... they want me to kms
There are three religions in Italy
One is the catholic church
The second is Ferrari
The third is whatever the fuck Valentino Rossi got going on
i love when they make the ducati riders take a group pic and they automatically sort themselves by national affiliation and opinion on valentino rossi it’s so funny
i love when they make the ducati riders take a group pic and they automatically sort themselves by national affiliation and opinion on valentino rossi it’s so funny
MARC MARQUEZ doing a shoey after winning the AustralianGP at thePhillip Island Grand Prix Circuit on October 20, 2024 in Phillip Island, Australia.
Photo by Robert Cianflone
marc having the time of his life watching the race cuts while jorge looks like he wants to kill himself😭
Drops his own tear off under his bike. Messes up his own start. Drops to P13 at turn 1. Back up to P6-7 through turn 2. Average Marc Marquez insanity over the course of a few seconds.
Marc keeps having to handicap himself so that we can have an exciting race, thanks Marc
rain so bad in philip island johann zarco is talking about tax evasion on conms while augusto fernandez plays uno on the stream. live laugh love motogp
simon: "so...marco you're a handsome young man. girlfriend?"
bez: "no girlfriend. uhhhhh thank you, anyway."
simon: "boyfriend?"
bez: "no boyfriend. I have my dog. he's my best friend."
Ok I need to write this experience down because I'm going to explode, so here I am:
So there is me, poor innocent and ferral, in erasmus encountering another motorsport fan in the wild and there is that instant connection. We start to talk about F1 ( she likes redbull and my italian heart is bleeding but I can accept that) and I casually mention that I'm into motoGP and she tells me that she follows it aswell, cue me practically hugging her because I know exactly one other person my age that still follows motoGP. So it was all dandy and cute so to test the waters even more I asked what she thought about sepang 2015 ( we are the same age so I assumed she saw it as well ) and what did she respond: "eh I don't really care much about it, just some drama to be more seen".
My heart was in shambles. I couldn't think. My mind was blank and too full at the same time. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CARE MUCH ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS STILL SHAPING THE SPORT 1O FUCKING YEARS LATER. IT'S THE HOLLY SCRIPTURE AND YOU ARE WALKING ALL OVER IT.
I didn't think it was possible for people to not understand the cultural significance of the divorce that rosquez had in 2015 but here I am please help.