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1. Season Two, Episode Ten: Christmas Party (Ryan)
“What line of work are you in, Bob?”
2. Season Three, Episode Eleven: Back from Vacation (Angela)
“Did you try the petting zoo?”
3. Season Three, Episode Twenty-Three: The Job (Stanley)
“The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.”
4. Season Two, Episode Six: The Fight (Pam)
“Could you practice on the forms?”
5. Season Six, Episode Three: The Promotion (Oscar)
“Where would Catholicism be without the Popes?”
6. Season Six, Episode Five: Mafia (Dwight)
"That’s why they call it Murder, not Muckduck”
7. Season Four, Episode One: Fun Run (Jim)
“One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then”.
8. Season Three, Episode One: Gay Witch Hunt (Stanley)
“I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters”.
9. Season Five, Episode Four: Baby Shower (Dwight)
"Jan had the baby, and Michael wasn’t there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody’s. Except Michael’s”.
10. Season Two, Episode One: The Dundies (Pam)
“You know what they say about a car wreck, where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that, you wanna look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you”