The Way People Are Taught Programming Today Continues To Drive Me Insane Insane Insane

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

Today's Card Is: Fairy Intelect

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

lesbian panic

What if Goddess showed up to the barbecue. What if we took that perfectly suitable dumpster fire and threw a can of gasoline at it.

her name is chicken and she's a chimera

(she/her)

yeah no biden is going to go down as one of the most evil pieces of shit we had as president for absolute sure

guys stop making fun of her it was her first assassination attempt

If Clockblocker transitioned her name would be Timesnatch

food sensitivity test...since when is being ok with bleu cheese comparable to eating bread or jelly that has mold on it? the cheese mold is a domesticated creature that we care for and replicate in exchange for making us funny snacks. I know her and I trust her. mold on a fruit could be anybody