"Well you're friends with all the hOmOsExUaLs"
"what's that?" " that's called FEELINGS with a bunch of sad emojis around it"
*to her jacket* "why is the pocket stuck you WHORE?!?!"
"TAKE THAT BANANNAS!"
"do you like it? it's cottagecore" "oh yea sure" "wdym? you're a lesbian! it's like your culture!"
"I don't want transportation, I want transgender"
"I'm am entrepreneur, I steal fish"
"papa could I have some watermelon"
*loudly, to phone* "why are you asking to FaceTime me I don't even know you and I'm in school NO"
"leave room for jesus, no premarital sex"
check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer
Girls don’t want a Watcher subscription.
Girls want The Hot Daga to come back.
"enchanted with hepatitis"
"and he shattered the window bc he stabbed it with a pencil"
"yeah well i have high hopes that im perfectly fine"
"she literally screenshot-ed my own story and then cut ME out of it"
"imagine what it's like. to be trump"
"do I LOOK like a finger doctor, nerd?"
"I really don't like church" "you're white, of course you like church"
"is that ur ankles or ur toes"
"ur a golfing unicorn"
"i wonder what they're thinking of, other than.... pedophilia"
you guys are AMAZING i have 108 responses already thank you thank you thank you
maybe 200 responses isnt too big of a goal :)
if youre were born before 1997 or after 2011 please consider taking the survey!!!! i appreciate everyones responses so much and id love to hear from a wider age range
thank you ALL so much again♡
because im so special and quirky (/s) i'm doing my research paper on modern folklore, specifically on creepypasta and its effect on pop culture and the internet!
problem is, i need lots of people to take my survey, which is where yall come in
if you have five minutes to spare i'd be forever grateful if you answered a couple questions about your experiences with creepypasta
If my wife handed me my ass in combat and then kissed me after pointing a katana at my throat, I would recognize the gesture as the peak of romance it is and would fall even more in love with her. Rip to that guy Mizu married for like a year but I'm different.
May Apollo bless this scorching hot bath and make my knees shut up and put out the buzzing fire in my joints.
youre doing great op hang in there
I saw somebody be wrong on the internet and I didn’t respond (don’t want to get involved) and I’m being SO brave about it
• • • • she/they • • im an adult • • • • posting into the void like it's my own personal playground
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