They Should Come Up With A Positive Snake That Does Something Good When It Bites You. So It's Not Just

You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

half my leg went numb for about a week for no reason at all, i deemed it not hospital worthy

Being disabled means experiencing something terrifying health wise, but being uncertain if it’s hospital worthy

can someone fucking linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. can someone fucking forget their scarf in my life & come back later for it. please

hmm. maybe u were put on this earth to make art and write bad poetry and create silly little playlists and being kind and maybe tearing up a little bit when you see old people eating alone

Dr Gregory House, patron saint of medical malpractice

writing fics be like

want someone to kiss me on the mouth (love me openly) and love me like a sailor (always come home to me) and when they get a taste (get to know the real me) want them to tell me what’s my flavour (tell me who i am)

slay its me

I'm bored so, picrew chain! Here's the link.

Any blog can join, create yourself as you are or how you want to look. Here's mine!

@s1eepy-0 @ghosty-0w0 @mikey-rottmnt @amat3ured1t0r @averagetmntfan

You don't have to tag anyone if ya can't think of anyone, and you aren't obliged to join if you get tagged :)

shit i heard in the halls at high school

(pt 3)

"Well you're friends with all the hOmOsExUaLs"

"what's that?" " that's called FEELINGS with a bunch of sad emojis around it"

*to her jacket* "why is the pocket stuck you WHORE?!?!"

"TAKE THAT BANANNAS!"

"do you like it? it's cottagecore" "oh yea sure" "wdym? you're a lesbian! it's like your culture!"

"I don't want transportation, I want transgender"

"I'm am entrepreneur, I steal fish"

"papa could I have some watermelon"

*loudly, to phone* "why are you asking to FaceTime me I don't even know you and I'm in school NO"

"leave room for jesus, no premarital sex"

show me all the parts of you that you do not love so i know where to begin.