Your Honor My Client Is Guilty Can I Get Another One

how have you been doing healing from your abandonment issues?

lately i’ve been killing people

u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from

dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

loveee a girl who lightly bullies me but if anyone is mean to me she will kill them

“you know she’s insane right” why do you think i’m obsessed with her

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏