Himbo

so apparently these are my favorite characters

Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

pretty boys

I love the fact that out of the four main guys that we ship Steve with...

Two of them are dead (Billy, Eddie)

and the other two, he hasn't spoken to since, like, season 2 (Tommy, Jonathan.)

and I love that, despite these facts, the ships are still going strong.

Billy is racist and abusive. You’re weird.

The machine of a dream

Such a clean machine

With the pistons a pumpin'

Аnd the hubcaps all gleam

When I'm holding your wheel

Аll I hear is your gear

With my hand on your grease gun

Oooh, it's like a disease, son

I'm in love with my car

Got a feel for my automobile

Get a grip on my boy-racer rollbar

Such a thrill when your radials squeal

Told my girl I'd have to forget her

Rather buy me a new carburettor

So, she made tracks, saying

"This is the end now"

"Cars don't talk back"

"They're just four-wheeled friends, now"

When I'm holding your wheel

Аll I hear is your gear

When I'm cruisin' in overdrive

Don't have to listen

To no run-of-the-mill talk jive

I'm in love with my car

(In love with my car, in love with my car)

Got a feel for my automobile

I'm in love with my car

(In love with my car, in love with my car)

String back gloves in my automo-love

i’m pregnant

If Stranger Things Did Riverdale

Billy the type of guy to find a pitbull behind a dumpster eating trash and take it home and spoil it and Steve just has to go along with it

Billy definitely naming her princess and trimming her nails and giving her pretty collars with bows and carrying her around the house like she's a baby

Nothing will ever be more funny to me than Billy straight up fighting his way through a crowd of drunk, dancing teenagers just to mess with Steve

we're all just sluts with mental illnesses and tummy problems