Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

His eyes are directly on it.

hell yeah he is

i yelled

trauma has literally lobotomised my memory i cant remember the past 2 years unless it’s 4am and i remember it all at once x10 bass boosted

Billy antis are so funny because you could post a pic of billy and they'll be like "ugly greasy ass man he probably doesn't even shower or wipe his ass because it's gay"

And it's like, did y'all watch the same show?

You're telling me mr. has a million different hair products likes to look good dressed to impress doesn't shower? Mr. queercoded himself?

I promise you this man probably takes a shower every day and has a strict hair and skin care routine. This man probably has the nicest smelling bodywash in the world

Y'all just saying stuff to be saying it at this point and it's really funny

canon

Eddie and Steve take their six children (Dustin mike el will Lucas and max) (with Robin of course) on a family trip to see lord of the rings when it comes out and Steve cries

Hear me out Billy, Steve and Eddie. The three of them are in their 30s, blissfully together for years. They adopt a kid and it's just all around adorable.

One day, Billy and Eddie spot this plushie, and they just have to get it for their kid. Absolutely no doubt at all about it.

Thing is, Steve doesn't know. So he gets home to see their 1-year-old playing with a stuffed bat with a detachable head.

"Babe, Honey, what the fuck?"

"Pretty boy, you don't understand. We just had to." Billy says.

"Yeah princess, it's metal, but cute. Our duty as dads honestly." Eddie adds.

"But what if they get nightmares? You two are traumatizing our kid."

Billy stares into the living room, looks at Eddie and shrugs.

"Not a problem Stevie." Steve also looks at their kid.

And he melts, just melts because the kid loves it. They are giggling, with the tinniest teeth ever showing through a wide grin.

"Fiiiiiiiiine, you two win."

It was never exactly a fight to begin with, he was trying to be responsible, but fuck it. If the decapitated bat is his baby's new favorite plush he isn't going to argue.

so apparently these are my favorite characters

i’m pregnant

MEN WE NEED TO GET SLUTTIER

i agree

girls, girls, girls