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girl dinner

pretty boys

MEN WE NEED TO GET SLUTTIER

Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

"Him so sweet", I say, in a baby voice, about an 80s rockstar over twice my age who needs therapy and rehab

The sluttiest thing a man can do is play the guitar/bass

national holiday

And so the battleships will sink beneath the waves

i agree

girls, girls, girls

I like to imagine 50 year old Billy Hargrove going on and on about how theres no good music anymore only to mumble WAP as he cooks breakfast

we're all just sluts with mental illnesses and tummy problems

Billy's mom lost Billy privileges hes our son now

trauma has literally lobotomised my memory i cant remember the past 2 years unless it’s 4am and i remember it all at once x10 bass boosted

Hear me out Billy, Steve and Eddie. The three of them are in their 30s, blissfully together for years. They adopt a kid and it's just all around adorable.

One day, Billy and Eddie spot this plushie, and they just have to get it for their kid. Absolutely no doubt at all about it.

Thing is, Steve doesn't know. So he gets home to see their 1-year-old playing with a stuffed bat with a detachable head.

"Babe, Honey, what the fuck?"

"Pretty boy, you don't understand. We just had to." Billy says.

"Yeah princess, it's metal, but cute. Our duty as dads honestly." Eddie adds.

"But what if they get nightmares? You two are traumatizing our kid."

Billy stares into the living room, looks at Eddie and shrugs.

"Not a problem Stevie." Steve also looks at their kid.

And he melts, just melts because the kid loves it. They are giggling, with the tinniest teeth ever showing through a wide grin.

"Fiiiiiiiiine, you two win."

It was never exactly a fight to begin with, he was trying to be responsible, but fuck it. If the decapitated bat is his baby's new favorite plush he isn't going to argue.

Nothing will ever be more funny to me than Billy straight up fighting his way through a crowd of drunk, dancing teenagers just to mess with Steve

I love the fact that out of the four main guys that we ship Steve with...

Two of them are dead (Billy, Eddie)

and the other two, he hasn't spoken to since, like, season 2 (Tommy, Jonathan.)

and I love that, despite these facts, the ships are still going strong.

hell yeah he is

i yelled

heather and billy have friendship bracelets

so apparently these are my favorite characters

Billy antis are so funny because you could post a pic of billy and they'll be like "ugly greasy ass man he probably doesn't even shower or wipe his ass because it's gay"

And it's like, did y'all watch the same show?

You're telling me mr. has a million different hair products likes to look good dressed to impress doesn't shower? Mr. queercoded himself?

I promise you this man probably takes a shower every day and has a strict hair and skin care routine. This man probably has the nicest smelling bodywash in the world

Y'all just saying stuff to be saying it at this point and it's really funny

Billy the type of guy to find a pitbull behind a dumpster eating trash and take it home and spoil it and Steve just has to go along with it

Billy definitely naming her princess and trimming her nails and giving her pretty collars with bows and carrying her around the house like she's a baby

hc tommy visits billy's grave every week

not because they were friends but because the crush was so strong and how could he ever forget an ass like that

tiktok showing me stommy videos like I wasn’t there when the ship was born 😭

himbo

fuck steve harrington is such a fucking guy magnet

hes out here with a whole fanclub

tommy h

billy

eddie

jonathan

and the best part is

he has no fucking clue

Billy is racist and abusive. You’re weird.

The machine of a dream

Such a clean machine

With the pistons a pumpin'

Аnd the hubcaps all gleam

When I'm holding your wheel

Аll I hear is your gear

With my hand on your grease gun

Oooh, it's like a disease, son

I'm in love with my car

Got a feel for my automobile

Get a grip on my boy-racer rollbar

Such a thrill when your radials squeal

Told my girl I'd have to forget her

Rather buy me a new carburettor

So, she made tracks, saying

"This is the end now"

"Cars don't talk back"

"They're just four-wheeled friends, now"

When I'm holding your wheel

Аll I hear is your gear

When I'm cruisin' in overdrive

Don't have to listen

To no run-of-the-mill talk jive

I'm in love with my car

(In love with my car, in love with my car)

Got a feel for my automobile

I'm in love with my car

(In love with my car, in love with my car)

String back gloves in my automo-love

i’m pregnant

If Stranger Things Did Riverdale

His eyes are directly on it.

Fallen Angel