Billy Antis Are So Funny Because You Could Post A Pic Of Billy And They'll Be Like "ugly Greasy Ass Man

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Hear me out Billy, Steve and Eddie. The three of them are in their 30s, blissfully together for years. They adopt a kid and it's just all around adorable.

One day, Billy and Eddie spot this plushie, and they just have to get it for their kid. Absolutely no doubt at all about it.

Thing is, Steve doesn't know. So he gets home to see their 1-year-old playing with a stuffed bat with a detachable head.

"Babe, Honey, what the fuck?"

"Pretty boy, you don't understand. We just had to." Billy says.

"Yeah princess, it's metal, but cute. Our duty as dads honestly." Eddie adds.

"But what if they get nightmares? You two are traumatizing our kid."

Billy stares into the living room, looks at Eddie and shrugs.

"Not a problem Stevie." Steve also looks at their kid.

And he melts, just melts because the kid loves it. They are giggling, with the tinniest teeth ever showing through a wide grin.

"Fiiiiiiiiine, you two win."

It was never exactly a fight to begin with, he was trying to be responsible, but fuck it. If the decapitated bat is his baby's new favorite plush he isn't going to argue.

His eyes are directly on it.

Nothing will ever be more funny to me than Billy straight up fighting his way through a crowd of drunk, dancing teenagers just to mess with Steve

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