Heather And Billy Have Friendship Bracelets

Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

I love the fact that out of the four main guys that we ship Steve with...

Two of them are dead (Billy, Eddie)

and the other two, he hasn't spoken to since, like, season 2 (Tommy, Jonathan.)

and I love that, despite these facts, the ships are still going strong.

i’m pregnant

I like to imagine 50 year old Billy Hargrove going on and on about how theres no good music anymore only to mumble WAP as he cooks breakfast

i agree

girls, girls, girls

himbo

fuck steve harrington is such a fucking guy magnet

hes out here with a whole fanclub

tommy h

billy

eddie

jonathan

and the best part is

he has no fucking clue

Billy the type of guy to find a pitbull behind a dumpster eating trash and take it home and spoil it and Steve just has to go along with it

Billy definitely naming her princess and trimming her nails and giving her pretty collars with bows and carrying her around the house like she's a baby

Hear me out Billy, Steve and Eddie. The three of them are in their 30s, blissfully together for years. They adopt a kid and it's just all around adorable.

One day, Billy and Eddie spot this plushie, and they just have to get it for their kid. Absolutely no doubt at all about it.

Thing is, Steve doesn't know. So he gets home to see their 1-year-old playing with a stuffed bat with a detachable head.

"Babe, Honey, what the fuck?"

"Pretty boy, you don't understand. We just had to." Billy says.

"Yeah princess, it's metal, but cute. Our duty as dads honestly." Eddie adds.

"But what if they get nightmares? You two are traumatizing our kid."

Billy stares into the living room, looks at Eddie and shrugs.

"Not a problem Stevie." Steve also looks at their kid.

And he melts, just melts because the kid loves it. They are giggling, with the tinniest teeth ever showing through a wide grin.

"Fiiiiiiiiine, you two win."

It was never exactly a fight to begin with, he was trying to be responsible, but fuck it. If the decapitated bat is his baby's new favorite plush he isn't going to argue.

hc tommy visits billy's grave every week

not because they were friends but because the crush was so strong and how could he ever forget an ass like that

And so the battleships will sink beneath the waves