Hear me out Billy, Steve and Eddie. The three of them are in their 30s, blissfully together for years. They adopt a kid and it's just all around adorable.
One day, Billy and Eddie spot this plushie, and they just have to get it for their kid. Absolutely no doubt at all about it.
Thing is, Steve doesn't know. So he gets home to see their 1-year-old playing with a stuffed bat with a detachable head.
"Babe, Honey, what the fuck?"
"Pretty boy, you don't understand. We just had to." Billy says.
"Yeah princess, it's metal, but cute. Our duty as dads honestly." Eddie adds.
"But what if they get nightmares? You two are traumatizing our kid."
Billy stares into the living room, looks at Eddie and shrugs.
"Not a problem Stevie." Steve also looks at their kid.
And he melts, just melts because the kid loves it. They are giggling, with the tinniest teeth ever showing through a wide grin.
"Fiiiiiiiiine, you two win."
It was never exactly a fight to begin with, he was trying to be responsible, but fuck it. If the decapitated bat is his baby's new favorite plush he isn't going to argue.
Billy antis are so funny because you could post a pic of billy and they'll be like "ugly greasy ass man he probably doesn't even shower or wipe his ass because it's gay"
And it's like, did y'all watch the same show?
You're telling me mr. has a million different hair products likes to look good dressed to impress doesn't shower? Mr. queercoded himself?
I promise you this man probably takes a shower every day and has a strict hair and skin care routine. This man probably has the nicest smelling bodywash in the world
Y'all just saying stuff to be saying it at this point and it's really funny
The sluttiest thing a man can do is play the guitar/bass
"Him so sweet", I say, in a baby voice, about an 80s rockstar over twice my age who needs therapy and rehab
hellfire club featured in the hawkins high 1985-1986 yearbook
And so the battleships will sink beneath the waves
His eyes are directly on it.
Billy's mom lost Billy privileges hes our son now
Billy the type of guy to find a pitbull behind a dumpster eating trash and take it home and spoil it and Steve just has to go along with it
Billy definitely naming her princess and trimming her nails and giving her pretty collars with bows and carrying her around the house like she's a baby
I like to imagine 50 year old Billy Hargrove going on and on about how theres no good music anymore only to mumble WAP as he cooks breakfast
hell yeah he is
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