Nothing Will Ever Be More Funny To Me Than Billy Straight Up Fighting His Way Through A Crowd Of Drunk,

i’m pregnant

heather and billy have friendship bracelets

The sluttiest thing a man can do is play the guitar/bass

Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

"Him so sweet", I say, in a baby voice, about an 80s rockstar over twice my age who needs therapy and rehab

hc tommy visits billy's grave every week

not because they were friends but because the crush was so strong and how could he ever forget an ass like that

And so the battleships will sink beneath the waves

we're all just sluts with mental illnesses and tummy problems

MEN WE NEED TO GET SLUTTIER