MEN WE NEED TO GET SLUTTIER

we're all just sluts with mental illnesses and tummy problems

And so the battleships will sink beneath the waves

so apparently these are my favorite characters

Hear me out Billy, Steve and Eddie. The three of them are in their 30s, blissfully together for years. They adopt a kid and it's just all around adorable.

One day, Billy and Eddie spot this plushie, and they just have to get it for their kid. Absolutely no doubt at all about it.

Thing is, Steve doesn't know. So he gets home to see their 1-year-old playing with a stuffed bat with a detachable head.

"Babe, Honey, what the fuck?"

"Pretty boy, you don't understand. We just had to." Billy says.

"Yeah princess, it's metal, but cute. Our duty as dads honestly." Eddie adds.

"But what if they get nightmares? You two are traumatizing our kid."

Billy stares into the living room, looks at Eddie and shrugs.

"Not a problem Stevie." Steve also looks at their kid.

And he melts, just melts because the kid loves it. They are giggling, with the tinniest teeth ever showing through a wide grin.

"Fiiiiiiiiine, you two win."

It was never exactly a fight to begin with, he was trying to be responsible, but fuck it. If the decapitated bat is his baby's new favorite plush he isn't going to argue.

hc tommy visits billy's grave every week

not because they were friends but because the crush was so strong and how could he ever forget an ass like that

i’m pregnant

001 was right. Every day we wake up, eat, work, get queerbaited, die

I like to imagine 50 year old Billy Hargrove going on and on about how theres no good music anymore only to mumble WAP as he cooks breakfast

trauma has literally lobotomised my memory i cant remember the past 2 years unless it’s 4am and i remember it all at once x10 bass boosted