001 Was Right. Every Day We Wake Up, Eat, Work, Get Queerbaited, Die

MEN WE NEED TO GET SLUTTIER

we're all just sluts with mental illnesses and tummy problems

Billy is racist and abusive. You’re weird.

The machine of a dream

Such a clean machine

With the pistons a pumpin'

Аnd the hubcaps all gleam

When I'm holding your wheel

Аll I hear is your gear

With my hand on your grease gun

Oooh, it's like a disease, son

I'm in love with my car

Got a feel for my automobile

Get a grip on my boy-racer rollbar

Such a thrill when your radials squeal

Told my girl I'd have to forget her

Rather buy me a new carburettor

So, she made tracks, saying

"This is the end now"

"Cars don't talk back"

"They're just four-wheeled friends, now"

When I'm holding your wheel

Аll I hear is your gear

When I'm cruisin' in overdrive

Don't have to listen

To no run-of-the-mill talk jive

I'm in love with my car

(In love with my car, in love with my car)

Got a feel for my automobile

I'm in love with my car

(In love with my car, in love with my car)

String back gloves in my automo-love

If Stranger Things Did Riverdale

hellfire club featured in the hawkins high 1985-1986 yearbook

Nothing will ever be more funny to me than Billy straight up fighting his way through a crowd of drunk, dancing teenagers just to mess with Steve

I love the idea of everyone saying Steve is hot, attractive, has great hair, etc — but Eddie always has the most out of nowhere/blunt compliments for Steve because he is genuinely in love with every part of Steve and unable to help himself.

So here’s a compilation of compliments I think Eddie would give to/about Steve (feel free to reblog with more):

• “Steve’s best feature? Probably his spots. He’s got like two on his face, a few on his neck, but he is covered in them under that shirt. Like a Dalmatian.”

• “Dude, your scar looks awesome. Kind of looks like a bunch of hearts.”

“Eddie that’s where they bit me, and that’s where they clawed at me.”

“And they did it with love apparently.”

• “God, it gets me hot and bothered when he does the mom thing. Hands on his hips, towel over the shoulder, sign me up. Am I like, a MILF lover now?”

• “I’ll admit, he’s a good driver. Better than me. Also suuuuuper attractive when he reverses. Makes me feel like a proper lady, you know?”

“Oh my god, please ignore him.”

• *Steve rambling during movie night* “I’m sorry, I’m talking over the movie, just tell me to shut up.”

“You are a hundred times more interesting than any movie, Steve, keep going. I wanna hear your monologue on this next scene too.”

• “You are the best gift giver ever.”

“It’s…my apron?”

“‘Kiss the Cook’ is a gift to me, baby, now lift the kitchen ban so I can come inside and smooch you.”

“No. Absolutely not.”

• “I love your hands. They’re so cold.”

“How is that a good thing?”

“Because I am an steaming cauldron of sexual desire, now get those hands on me, lover boy.”

• “Your hair smells nice.”

“What?”

“Smells good.”

“Stop smelling me???”

• “I can always hear when you enter a room.”

“Oh. Sorry?”

“No, I like it.”

• “Your hands are bigger than mine.”

“Jealous?”

“No. They’re perfect.”

“Oh…*flustered Steve noises*”

• “You move a lot in your sleep.”

“Oh shit, my bad.”

“You talk too.”

“Aw fuck, really? I can sleep elsewhere if I’m keeping you up…”

“No, stay, stay. Keeps me entertained when I can’t sleep myself. It’s cute.”

• “Your toes are so ugly.”

“Dude, leave my feet out of this.”

“They’re ugly in like, a cute way.”

“What???”

“Just stop using your talons to tear up my legs.”

• “I like your nose.”

“It’s kinda crooked. Broke it one too many times.”

“I love it. It’s attached to you.”

• “You’re getting wrinkles.”

“Oh god, already?”

“Mm. Happy lines.”

“Happy lines?”

“All the crinkles and lines you get from smiling a bunch.” *grins, tracing them* “They make you extra pretty.”

Just Eddie showering Steve with praise in his weirdly blunt way and Steve being unable to handle it <3

I love the fact that out of the four main guys that we ship Steve with...

Two of them are dead (Billy, Eddie)

and the other two, he hasn't spoken to since, like, season 2 (Tommy, Jonathan.)

and I love that, despite these facts, the ships are still going strong.

tiktok showing me stommy videos like I wasn’t there when the ship was born 😭

Billy's mom lost Billy privileges hes our son now