I Love The Idea Of Everyone Saying Steve Is Hot, Attractive, Has Great Hair, Etc — But Eddie Always

I love the idea of everyone saying Steve is hot, attractive, has great hair, etc — but Eddie always has the most out of nowhere/blunt compliments for Steve because he is genuinely in love with every part of Steve and unable to help himself.

So here’s a compilation of compliments I think Eddie would give to/about Steve (feel free to reblog with more):

• “Steve’s best feature? Probably his spots. He’s got like two on his face, a few on his neck, but he is covered in them under that shirt. Like a Dalmatian.”

• “Dude, your scar looks awesome. Kind of looks like a bunch of hearts.”

“Eddie that’s where they bit me, and that’s where they clawed at me.”

“And they did it with love apparently.”

• “God, it gets me hot and bothered when he does the mom thing. Hands on his hips, towel over the shoulder, sign me up. Am I like, a MILF lover now?”

• “I’ll admit, he’s a good driver. Better than me. Also suuuuuper attractive when he reverses. Makes me feel like a proper lady, you know?”

“Oh my god, please ignore him.”

• *Steve rambling during movie night* “I’m sorry, I’m talking over the movie, just tell me to shut up.”

“You are a hundred times more interesting than any movie, Steve, keep going. I wanna hear your monologue on this next scene too.”

• “You are the best gift giver ever.”

“It’s…my apron?”

“‘Kiss the Cook’ is a gift to me, baby, now lift the kitchen ban so I can come inside and smooch you.”

“No. Absolutely not.”

• “I love your hands. They’re so cold.”

“How is that a good thing?”

“Because I am an steaming cauldron of sexual desire, now get those hands on me, lover boy.”

• “Your hair smells nice.”

“What?”

“Smells good.”

“Stop smelling me???”

• “I can always hear when you enter a room.”

“Oh. Sorry?”

“No, I like it.”

• “Your hands are bigger than mine.”

“Jealous?”

“No. They’re perfect.”

“Oh…*flustered Steve noises*”

• “You move a lot in your sleep.”

“Oh shit, my bad.”

“You talk too.”

“Aw fuck, really? I can sleep elsewhere if I’m keeping you up…”

“No, stay, stay. Keeps me entertained when I can’t sleep myself. It’s cute.”

• “Your toes are so ugly.”

“Dude, leave my feet out of this.”

“They’re ugly in like, a cute way.”

“What???”

“Just stop using your talons to tear up my legs.”

• “I like your nose.”

“It’s kinda crooked. Broke it one too many times.”

“I love it. It’s attached to you.”

• “You’re getting wrinkles.”

“Oh god, already?”

“Mm. Happy lines.”

“Happy lines?”

“All the crinkles and lines you get from smiling a bunch.” *grins, tracing them* “They make you extra pretty.”

Just Eddie showering Steve with praise in his weirdly blunt way and Steve being unable to handle it <3