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Eddie and Steve take their six children (Dustin mike el will Lucas and max) (with Robin of course) on a family trip to see lord of the rings when it comes out and Steve cries
001 was right. Every day we wake up, eat, work, get queerbaited, die
I love the idea of everyone saying Steve is hot, attractive, has great hair, etc — but Eddie always has the most out of nowhere/blunt compliments for Steve because he is genuinely in love with every part of Steve and unable to help himself.
So here’s a compilation of compliments I think Eddie would give to/about Steve (feel free to reblog with more):
• “Steve’s best feature? Probably his spots. He’s got like two on his face, a few on his neck, but he is covered in them under that shirt. Like a Dalmatian.”
• “Dude, your scar looks awesome. Kind of looks like a bunch of hearts.”
“Eddie that’s where they bit me, and that’s where they clawed at me.”
“And they did it with love apparently.”
• “God, it gets me hot and bothered when he does the mom thing. Hands on his hips, towel over the shoulder, sign me up. Am I like, a MILF lover now?”
• “I’ll admit, he’s a good driver. Better than me. Also suuuuuper attractive when he reverses. Makes me feel like a proper lady, you know?”
“Oh my god, please ignore him.”
• *Steve rambling during movie night* “I’m sorry, I’m talking over the movie, just tell me to shut up.”
“You are a hundred times more interesting than any movie, Steve, keep going. I wanna hear your monologue on this next scene too.”
• “You are the best gift giver ever.”
“It’s…my apron?”
“‘Kiss the Cook’ is a gift to me, baby, now lift the kitchen ban so I can come inside and smooch you.”
“No. Absolutely not.”
• “I love your hands. They’re so cold.”
“How is that a good thing?”
“Because I am an steaming cauldron of sexual desire, now get those hands on me, lover boy.”
• “Your hair smells nice.”
“What?”
“Smells good.”
“Stop smelling me???”
• “I can always hear when you enter a room.”
“Oh. Sorry?”
“No, I like it.”
• “Your hands are bigger than mine.”
“Jealous?”
“No. They’re perfect.”
“Oh…*flustered Steve noises*”
• “You move a lot in your sleep.”
“Oh shit, my bad.”
“You talk too.”
“Aw fuck, really? I can sleep elsewhere if I’m keeping you up…”
“No, stay, stay. Keeps me entertained when I can’t sleep myself. It’s cute.”
• “Your toes are so ugly.”
“Dude, leave my feet out of this.”
“They’re ugly in like, a cute way.”
“What???”
“Just stop using your talons to tear up my legs.”
• “I like your nose.”
“It’s kinda crooked. Broke it one too many times.”
“I love it. It’s attached to you.”
• “You’re getting wrinkles.”
“Oh god, already?”
“Mm. Happy lines.”
“Happy lines?”
“All the crinkles and lines you get from smiling a bunch.” *grins, tracing them* “They make you extra pretty.”
Just Eddie showering Steve with praise in his weirdly blunt way and Steve being unable to handle it <3
eddie is the type to throw a piece of cheese on steve's face to see how he'll react
hellfire club featured in the hawkins high 1985-1986 yearbook