I gave her a twist of my own!
she’d take you for a sushi date
TUMBLR HAS FUCKING CHECKMARKS????? BLUE CHECKMARKS????? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHHyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I will never thank my dad for anything; except for giving me the trauma to be the funniest person I know.
This has forced me to make a really terrible decision. Absolutely do not click this link.
hey, pssst. ride the cyclone fans.
you totally shouldn’t click on this link because it totally won’t take you to a google drive folder which totally doesn’t have a full copy of the 2016 production of Ride The Cyclone which definitely isn’t accessible to anyone with the link
because that would just be terrible
i need therapy after watching this
You know what would really get people off their phones these days?
Public executions.
Being in college is so weird. One day I'm a 1930's housewife and another I'm in a cemetery reciting poems about dead people.
I had a doctor tell me that my hip pain, visual blackouts, dizziness, fatigue, and all my other symptoms were just essential tremors.
Tell me your medical gaslighting story.
If school is still making a 17 year old cry because they don't want to go, I think that says something about the system.
Me: pulls up to a stop light and the car next to has its windows down, blasting shitty music.
Also Me: Turns my volume to max and plays the Phantom of the Opera Overture to assert dominance.
Thanks but naw man, I'm good.
you should probably go to bed