How It Feels To Be In A Transitional Period

i will never stop bringing up this screenshot its actually the funniest thing ever

Damn maybe the drugs aint helping this time

Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”

sorry I didn't respond to your text. I slept until 1pm and saw it half asleep and then forgot and then remembered it 3 days later and then meant to respond but I had to eat dinner and forgot again and then remembered 5 days later again and then got too much anxiety to respond and then

f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two.

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.