HELP

Okay, Ethan… WHAT THE FUCK.

Incorrect Percy Jackson Quotes as situations I've been getting me and my friends into again except they make even less sense than the last time. Because it's been a few months. And things happen.

These are only funny in a situational context so imagine if you will.

Travis Stoll: (Pulling off an elaborate prank to slowly steal every single fucking orange off of someone's plate before they notice, and procede to make a game of keep away)

I'm still upset about that.

Idk probably Luke: "Do you think he's aware of being the posterboy for eugenics?"

Will Solace: (Will not stop talking about Hannibal oh my god how does everything connect to Hannibal)

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: (Sending a billion pictures of the same random ass man nonstop)

Ethan Nakumara: "I can hear my eyeballs crunching"

Piper McLean: "Legally too unqualified to have a sugar daddy. Or mommy."

Annabeth Chase: "It's not stalking if they keep everything so public!"

Leo Valdez: (Explaining complex patterns of human thought and how they have a written plan to decipher people's behavior) "Just like Trigonometry."

Frank Zhang: (Holding a clown statue very delicately to his chest)

Percy Jackson: (With full confidence, hands on his hips) "Who the hell is eating pill dill chickle?"

Lester Papadopoulos: "Wait, can someone make that rhyme?.. I'm Dr. Seuss-us.. It's never Lupus.. AHA."

Hermes: "Oliver Twist never FUCKING scammed a person in his life. Yes, there was petty theft. So what?"

Hazel Levesque: (Eating fruit right down to the core. Can't tell me she doesn't do this from time to time.)

Fucking Thor I guess: (Being told about Werewolf Transgenderism Wednesday and thinking of Loki + Alex) "I would like to nominate that one werewolf mask as our hewere/shewere/theywere of honor."

Magnus Chase: "I begrudgingly hope you stay safe and get better."

Hearth: (blankly making siccsor motions with his hands everytime a specific person speaks)

Clovis: (Responding to texts from well over two months ago with just "what")

Sam Samirah Al Abbas: (In the most saddening fucking voice ever) "Oh.. Ham."

Mallory Keen: (Viciously stabbing at a tissue box in front of like five people for a good minute straight)

RARA: (keeping fucking spears at her bedside like a teddy bear)

Octavian: (Keeping a cheese knife under his pillow, weirdly enough, only for snacking on cheddar. Italian ass.)

Am I crazy or are some of the these the same asset time. It was with get for not proof reading at a.

Paolo: "And I guess that's just what BBC does to ya." (Talking about the British baking channel)

Loki: (Walking around someone else's house in the dead of night, flicking their tongue in complete silence like a fucking skinwalker)

Alex Fierro: (Accidentally scaring boys away by talking about a sharp metal chain belt they keep at all times to hit people with)

Jason Grace: (Wandering alone into the woods for a terrifying amount of time, wondering why people seem so scared when he finally thinks to return)

Connor Stoll: (Trying to teach a young child to swindle her little brother out of his Halloween candy and being both glad and disappointed that she won't)

Dakota: (Packing a stupid amount of dollar store, plastic, tacky ass neon cups to bring to a sleepover, only to insist on drinking water the entire time)

Blitz: (Assaulting people who bully his friends with horridly bright glitter)

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: (Painting her entire damn body absurd colors)

i don’t use Ao3, but reblogging to spread the message!

just a heads up to my fellow writers out there that AO3 is currently fighting off bots commenting on people’s works to tell them that AO3 will delete their fics “due to the works being deprecated”, and the deletion will affect their accounts unless the authors delete the fics themselves first. IT IS A SCAM. AO3 will NOT delete your works. please do NOT fall for these bots!

I’ve been told the reason why these bots are doing this is due to copyright infringement issue where they’re trying to steal your works (possibly to train AI but this is just a guess) ‼️‼️‼️and once you deleted your fics, it will be either very difficult or impossible for you to claim ownership of your own fics when they were already deleted.‼️‼️‼️

a reminder that AO3 will never contact you through your comments section (in case they claim to be one of the moderators). AO3 will only contact you through your email address which you use to register your account, and it will be from AO3’s official handle. not some sketchy ass @

so if you get a comment telling you you should “delete your works to protect your account because AO3 is doing blah blah blah” report that comment. don’t delete your works.

PLEASE DO NOT FALL FOR THESE SCAM.

AO3 IS NOT DELETING WORKS.

DO NOT DELETE YOUR WORKS JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CLAIMS THEY KNOW SOMETHING.

imagine if a demigod met Nemesis and they see themself

Hmmm…

HMMMMMM…

WHAT WAS I THINKING

JHELP I HAVE A PJO OC NAMED ATTICUS (feel free to ask about him, he’s iconic 😍) AND I JUST LOOKED AT HIS OLD DESIGN

WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING PUTTING THIS MANS INTO A S W E A T E R IN FUCKING SAN FRANCISCO?!?!? WAS I TRYING TO KILL HIM OFF??

New(ish) design btw, yes I use Gacha games bc I don’t feel like drawing all the time 😩

Gacha cards

FRANK MY KING, MY SPIRIT ANIMAL 😭😭

frank internal monologue is like "I hate it here" -> "why do I suck so bad" -> "omg hazel hiiii ☺️" -> "I'm two bad jokes from ending it all" -> "I love breakfast food" -> "(virulent bitching)" -> "I'm literally gouing to die"

I have to walk outside for at least one hour a day or the big sad starts to creep in

The aftermath of Atticus vs Lester…

Apollo stumbled into Camp Jupiter, with his bloodied face and Meg trailing along behind him, snickering softly to herself. Frank stood by the gates, hands on his hips and smirking. He chuckled, “So, didn’t go as you planned, eh?”

Apollo frowned, “You knew this would happen?”

Frank shrugged, “Possibly. I mean, I did warn you not to go looking for him.”

The former god huffed, “You could’ve told me that he’d whoop my ass!”

The tall demigod crossed his arms over his chest, “It’s kind of a prerequisite when Atti’s mad at you for something. Thought you would’ve known already.”

“No! I’ve never met the kid before!”

Meg was trying to bite back her laughter. Frank shrugs, “Well, at least you know now.”

He looked closer at Apollo’s face, shaking his head, “Damn dude, did you even try to defend yourself? He got you pretty good.”

Apollo turned his head, “No! One second I’m trying to get him to help us, and the next thing I know he’s jumping off of his weird ass horse thing and practically force feeding me his fists! The little jackass tried to kill me too! See!”

He pointed to the small, bleeding cut on the side of his throat. Frank snorted, “Oh please, that’s nothing. And besides, he didn’t try to kill you, because Atticus doesn’t ‘try’ anything, he just does. Consider yourself lucky.”

Apollo looked at Frank, going slack-jawed and looking mildly horrified, “What on Demeter’s green earth do you mean by that?”

The demigod just shrugged, still smirking smugly.

The former god sighs, “That doesn’t answer my question.. At least he’s not still angry….”

He looks at Frank, “Right? Right??”

Frank lets out a short laugh, “Oh, no, he’s definitely still pissed. But he vented a bit of anger.”

Reyna spoke up, seemingly appearing out of nowhere, “If he vented out all of his anger, he would’ve deleted the entire state of California.”

Apollo jumped and yelped, nearly falling to the ground, “Holy shit!! Where did you come from?!”

Reyna gestures vaguely to Camp Jupiter, “Over there.”

“Oh, thanks. How helpful.” Apollo deadpanned.

I CALL DIBS ON FRANK

QUICK CLAIM A PJO SIDE CHARACTER BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE CLAIMS THEM!!!!!