I Returned To This Post To Reblog It Cause I Kept Thinking Abt It💀

I returned to this post to reblog it cause I kept thinking abt it💀

Kamaboko squad with a reader who's basically an older sister figure to them and who's basically done with their shit and deals with their shenanigans like.

"Inosuke stop! Don't put weird objects in your mouth!" And "No Zenitsu, for the fortieth time, I won't marry you." And "Tanjiro quit headbutting, I don't want Nezuko pulling that crap!"

Basically she's always tired and done with everyone's bullcrap but loves them like their own little siblings.

Kamaboko Squad x Older Sister Figure!Fem!Reader

Babysitting

Kamaboko Squad With A Reader Who's Basically An Older Sister Figure To Them And Who's Basically Done

Why is it that every time you're at another person's home, Inosuke just has to get his grubby hands on something expensive and irreplaceable?

"Don't!" you command, the boar freezing with his mouth wide open, the Mistress's pet koi fish flapping around desperately in Inosuke's pinched fingers. "Put!That!Back!"

Splash!

"Do we really have to train!?" Zenitsu whines, throwing the blanket over his eyes to shield himself from the rays of the morning sun, "Let's just get married and leave the Demon Slayers Corps, Y/n!"

You yank him out of his futon by his calves. He shrieks in horror as you drag him outside, threatening him in a low voice, "I want to see you do twice the number of laps you normally do...or I'll let Inosuke know that it was you who stole the leftover onigiri from last night..."

Zoom!

Thwump! Thwump! Thwump!

Awoken by the strange sound, you open your eyes groggily and peer around the room. Seeing one futon empty, you groan as you stumble outside, finding your redheaded companion slamming his head into a boulder in frustration.

Nezuko stands a distance away, and even though her muzzle covers her mouth, you can see the frown on her face as she rubs her own forehead.

"Come on, Tanjiro!" he tells himself, "Just-!" Thwump! "One!" Thwump! "More!"

"Tanjiro! Get back in bed this instant! And stop that headbutting! I don't want Nezuko learning that too! It's hard enough trying to get her to break that tackling habit that Inosuke taught her!"

"Sorry!" he apologizes, scooping Nezuko in his arms and running back into the house.

Though it may seem harsh at times, they know you're doing all of it out of love. They know that you care so deeply for them, and that you're not afraid to pull the reins if they step out of line.

As the Mistress lets you know that the doctor has arrived, Tanjiro catches as you wordlessly slide a couple extra pieces of tempura to Inosuke's empty bowl.

After that long day of training, Zenitsu collapses to his futon, falling asleep immediately, groaning with exhaustion. Inosuke walked in on you quietly massaging the snoring blond's legs and feet with a special pain-relieving lotion.

And on Tanjiro's restless nights, Zenitsu can hear you leave to drag him back to bed, hiding your quiet yawns from the redhead as you let him talk his feelings out until Tanjiro eventually falls asleep.

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I love this post with every bone in my body.

Can l request a s/o with tanjiro who they always give candy, toys like plushies and keychains to the children who they pass through in their demon missions. Even to children in the corp like muchiro even through hes theyre a top demon slayer. Like to any child because they want them to feel better despite ‘scary monsters’ are in their locations. He/they pronouns for s/o. I just want the kids in the missions to have something comforting lol. Thank you!

SUGAR, tanjiro kamado.

đ–„» TAHTS SO CUTE OFC U CAN <3 headcanons && a little scenario for you, and i hope you like it!!

ダ .. m!reader x tanjiro kamado.

comforting people has always been your kinda thing? that’s how the three met you at first: you were fighting a demon and simultaneously trying to get a kid to safety. they stepped in at the last minute to help, introductions were made, and the rest is history.

you primarily make sure anyone they come across with a demon is safe and then go out of your way to comfort them with sweets or trinkets you’ve bought from cities you’ve passed in your travels, or sometimes just stories from your childhood or the antics your three friends get into. obviously you can fight as well — you’re more than capable of holding your own — but unless you’re unsure the trio has it completely covered (or there’s no one being hurt by the demon in the first place) you don’t fight alongside them.

tanjiro’s heart melts whenever he sees you with a kid, he likes your smile so much and he just stands there smiling like an idiot until inosuke has to jump on his back and remind him they’re in the middle of fighting a literal demon so can he please stop staring at you for just one minute—

your hands are somehow so soft?? sometimes the children want you to hold their hand because they like the way it feels, and tanjiro would also like to do that. he holds your hand any chance he gets and occasionally finds himself absent-mindedly playing with your fingers.

you always have sweets or toys (or anything that you think would be of comfort) on your person. always. it doesn’t matter where you are or how far away any shop or something that would have those sort of things in it is, it’s like a never-ending supply (zenitsu constantly asks you for sweets and then complains when he’s sick after eating too many).

the first time you gave stuff to muichiro he simply stopped and stared at you for a long moment. you freaked out a little and apologised, thinking you’d maybe offended him or something and turned to leave, but then he grabbed your wrist and took the things you’d offered before fucking bolting out of there.

you carry on giving him things and every time he’s like all ‘well if you insist then i guess i’ll HAVE to take it’ but everyone knows he keeps all the trinkets & toys in perfect condition and if anyone touches them he’ll be just about ready to square up.

his most prized possession you’ve given him is a little keychain of a weird sea urchin thing, solely because it was in the same colours of muichiro’s hair and you happily told him it reminded you of him. he did Not cry, the wind was making his eyes water (it wasn’t windy).

you’ve given everyone something that reminds you of them, but the person who gets the most things is tanjiro. he accepts every single one of them without fail, and showers your face in little kisses after receiving each one.

in short, everyone feels really safe and comfortable around you!! even feral boar boy is warming up to you ever since you gave him a strangely shaped rock that ‘emanated inosuke’s presence’ (although he didn’t know what that meant).

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(03:13 pm)

only sparing one more worried glance to the trio now facing the demon standing over them, y/n grabbed the hand of the child cowering behind a nearby tree and began to lead him away, picking up the pace a little when they heard a growl.

once they found a clearing the h/c sank to the floor and the younger boy followed, tears beginning to fall down his cheeks. y/n wiped them away with his thumb, moving to grab a few of the candied treats he’d bought a few days back.

“tan n’ the others are gonna make that scary monster disappear, alright? just focus on me, you’ll be fine.” he kept his tone low and soft, bringing out the sweets from behind their back with a grin and offering them to the child still trembling slightly. he accepted them cautiously, seeming to relax a little but still not meeting y/n’s eyes fully.

they both sat in silence while the kid ate the confectionery slowly, as if worried it was poisoned or something of the sort. the h/c kept throwing nervous glances to the way they’d came, wondering if tanjiro and the other two were alright.

he must’ve been staring longer than they thought, since the young boy beside him tugged on his haori and spoke up.

“are you alright, mister?”

they turned to face him, smile returning as they ruffled the child’s hair. “of course! just a bit worried about my friends. especially tanjiro.”

he looked a bit confused about that, and tilted his head a little when replying. “why? is mister tanjiro special?”

they nodded, reaching round to fish out a small keychain in the shape of a kitsune mask. “very special. i love him lots, and i don’t want him to get hurt.”

that seemed to change the boy’s resolve, as he stood up with a determined look on his young face and grabbed y/n’s hands in earnest.

“don’t worry, mister! they’ll come back safe and sound! and— and get rid of the scary monster! i promise!”

the h/c looked startled for a moment before putting his arms around the kid and drawing him into a hug, thanking him for the comfort given. the little boy relaxed more after that, the pair playing tic tac toe in the dirt and y/n telling him about all the adventures that had came before this one. they stayed like that until footsteps came running through the clearing and the duo were met by three familiar faces were staring back at them.

while he was hugging the newly-returned redhead, y/n locked eyes with the little boy and grinned when he threw them a big thumbs up, discreetly giving one back and then relaxing in tanjiro’s arms again. it was moments like this that made him forget about the outside world full of demons and traitors and villains, and just reveled the feeling of contentment that flooded through him, happy with where he was and who he was with. they wouldn’t change it for the world.

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# i am significantly worse at fluff than i am at angst lmfao, sorry it was kinda shitty â›č mkay bye

She’s Just Like Me Honestly

She’s just like me honestly

A/N: This is gonna be very self indulgent. Also I've never written headcanons before so bare with me. Also disabled was too wide of a field so I narrowed it down to just joint issues/chronic pain.

Hobie With a Disabled S/O or Friend:

I can definitely see him helping you decorate your mobility aids with different cpunk slogans. Much to the dismay of your family.

"Oh honey you got a new sticker on your cane, what does it say?"

"Big Pharma can suck my dick."

"Oh....that's nice."

His hands are probably rough but I guarantee you that this man gives the best massages. You just tell him what's hurting and he's got you.

If you're having a bad pain day and you don't feel like moving he'll bring you what you need and just vibe with you in bed all day.

"Don't you have to go into HQ today?"

"And leave you here to fend for yourself? Come off it luv."

Always keeps some sort of pain reliever on hand whether it's medicine or homemade ice/heat packs.

He steals your medicine for you if you can't afford it. (Honestly he probably still does even if you can. People should never have to pay so that they don't suffer.)

Definitely helps you on your wash days when your joint pain flares up.

Despite him and his damn long legs he makes sure to match your pace when you both walk together.

He'll side eye you at first but he'd carry you if you asked him too (this is for me)

"Hobie please? My ankles hurt. It'll just for a couple minutes." đŸ„ș

"Luv we could just sit down and rest for a minute if you're in pain."

"And here I thought that Spiderman was supposed to be strong. It's fine. I'll ju-"

He picks you up and slings you over his shoulders like a sack of potatos.

"This isn't what I meant and you know it."

He laughs and then he carries you correctly.

Actively advocates with you for your needs and rights.

Also after he introduces you to Sun Spider y'all become close friends who exchange tips.

E/N: I spent most of my time watching YouTube videos of the same clips of Hobie from the movie over and over again instead of writing this so yay. Hope you like and reblog this. Might write some more idk.

Meows Morales Done On Magma Studio Last Night :)

meows morales done on magma studio last night :)

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Happy Lunar New Year!

Happy Lunar New Year!

(Sorry for being a day late and also I haven’t posted in a fat second oops)

"you have a responsibility to consider how your writing would affect other people" literally 50% of writing is manipulating the audience by setting tone and mood and drawing them in to fuck with their emotions. writers do NOTHING but consider how our writing is affecting other people and this is implying that our moral imperative is to make them feel warm and fuzzy which it is not

I Am Their Fury, I Am Their Patience, I Am A Conversation

I am their fury, I am their patience, I am a conversation

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