BESTIES WAKE UP BATMAN EYESHADOW TUTORIAL JUST DROPPED

is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

i'm going back to 505 does anyone want anything

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

What a year huh

But orthur!!!!

finally scientific strides are being made to fulfill my lifelong dream (being consumed by fungus)

my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

statement of arthur lester regarding fucking everything

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack