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Giveaway!

I reached 1000 followers today! For real, not a bot! No bots, I block them all (I hope). Real people following me @.@

Anyway, as a thank you, I’m gonna give away a little thing!

It’s a Crimson shell because I love you guys!

Been working on this for a long time, on and off. It’s one of only two that exist, because that’s how much felt I had. This one I’ll be mailing to the winner of this little giveaway!

Important:

Be prepared to give an address to be mailed to

Please be aware of your own allergies. It’s felt and fiberfill from a Michael’s craft store, and and stitched in a room with a cat. Who likes t get his fur on everything. I’m sorry if this means you wouldn’t be able to have this around you, that just means it’s probably not a good idea to enter the giveaway, sorry!

Likes and reblogs count! I’m not certain multiple reblogs will show up in the notes page though, and that’s where I’ll be checking.

You do not have to be following me, and I won’t check if you were! This is open to anyone!

I’ll be giving this one week, will check next weekly reset and pick the winner!

Good luck!

Have I ever told you guys about the time there was a leaf bug at one of the Walmart checkout kiosks?

I want! I want so much! Lucky lucky lucky person!

THEYRE HERE

Just a test post to see if my post button is fixed

Tonight’s special consists of made to order Tai Kwon Do tournament mouth guards. Wish me luck tomorrow folks!

Edit: IT LIVES!

Best tf moments cause g1 is absolute gold

- ‘she’s not so hot’ ‘she’s hot enough to replace you whenever I choose’

- the entire knight episode

- spike getting roasted by powerglides human girlfriend. ‘It’s not my fault your junk is all defective’

- Megatron pinwheeling out of the screen with his spike ball

- bumblebee conveniently and stupidly reversing back over a cliff and straight into the Decepticons

- Megatron and the Decepticons getting drunk

- ‘MEGATRON HAS FALLEN’

- the rust

- Megatron’s reactions to the rust

- Hound massaging Spike

- Bluestreak calling Hound glitched

- Optimus playing basketball and slam dunking mirage

- Optimus Primes evil clone

- Starscreams cage

- ‘say uncle or I’ll shove your nose in your afterburner’ ‘UNCLE UNCLE’

- Skyfire catching Sideswipe bridal style after Megatron hauled him by the ass

- Ironhide kicking Jazz and then bolting

- snow puns

- ‘easy, Cliffjumper’

- ‘what about my paint?’ ‘No one will notice, just make left turns’

- ‘must- sound- alarm’ ‘NOOOOO’

- Starscream shitting himself at the thought of Optimus Prime ambushing him

- ‘but we shall miss you, Ironhide, old friend.’ *sultry* ‘I miss you already’

- ‘I know what I’m doing’ *EXPLOSION*

-‘ as the earthlings say, fat chance fathead’

- bumblebees pink interior

- ‘PERSONALLY I don’t care what you need’

- Blaster riding Optimus and being completely terrified

- the bots watching soap operas and ballet

- Starscream and the snake

-Ultra Magnus and the hall of mirrors

- jazz watching Megatron beat the shit out of Mirage without helping

- grimlock biting Megatron’s ass

- Shockwave riding Starscreams alt mode like a horse

- ‘LOAD ME’

And probably the best G1 quote of all time:

- ‘amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies’

Dear Guardian,

Times are trying indeed. The powers at be, the difficulties we face in the city. Our Light is truly challenged in this new age where the Darkness grows. But support us, and we will support you.  This is the day that we have waited for – our greatest moments are yet to come. Our finest hour draws near. Our collected Light brings down a great force thundering at our feet as we walk through the Darkness. Our own light, shining brighter than the Travlers Light. Our own light, is our own. And all our light shines as strongly as the Light of the Traveler.  Let us share our resolve, this is the day. Our world needs a great Defender,  And that is us.  We need you Guardian.  For emotional support please join this discord chatroom, Guardian support group

You do you fellow puncher. If you like being one punch man, then so be it! And if they judge you, punch them.

Titan Mom!!! A punch titan needs help!!! I've gotten to the point where my fists are the best of weapons I can use... literally... I'm finding myself killing things with melee faster than with exotic weaponry... do i just go help people out or... ;-;

I’d say always help people out! But more importantly, man if you’ve found what works best for you, or at least something that works really well, definitely use it! Use that punch!!

Storytime, if you don’t mind. I was playing with my clanmmates once and as a striker Titan I was doing my usual shoulder charge dealio, but one of the guys thought heeeee was better. SO I challenged him to a no-gun-run match, we were doing Iron Banner. Supers, shoulder charge, melee, grenade only, no guns, don’t even pull the trigger. I won it in the end, but moral is if you’re good at punching, KEEP PUNCHING.

Sometimes I do no gun-run-strikes now, for funsises! Recommend them if you wanna try. and to make things even better, pick up Insurmountable Skullfort, getcha that double melee!

Punch things! Have fun! Good luck!

Late Night Poetry

(Gosh I need to lay off staying up late XD)

She was a weird concoction.

Strange from the day she was born

The discipline of Martial Arts,

married with the free sound of a swing horn.

A mess held together only by gumption.

And that’s okay

I kid you not. Every time for a split second I think it’s Toto by Africa. I need more sleep... and coffee. Coffee is good.

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