Spencer Reid Attitude™ Vol 1.

When tony found out that Peter can hear heartbeats, he immediately made an upgrade to all of the Iron Man suits:

If FRIDAY senses critical vitals or a massive injury, a deep tone will play from within the suit, deep enough it’s not really audible to anyone else.

Peter can hear it though. Peter can hear it loudly enough that he can’t hear the wearers slowing heartbeat.

Peter didn’t have to listen to Tony’s heart stop.

Sometimes when Dicks just too tired to deal with the batfam’s shit he starts encouraging them.

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Surrounded by gang members and caught in the crossfire between two gangs

Jason *pulling out a gun* : I’m gonna fucking obliterate all of them

Nightwing: Go right ahead

Jason: .. you serious? I’m not playing Dick I WILL shoot every single one of them in the head

Nightwing: sure.

Jason:

Nightwing: What you want me to start? Okay.

Jason: .. Dick why the fuck do you have a gun? DICK STOP LOADING THE GUN-

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At a stakeout waiting for the proof before intervening

Tim: Why can’t we just force a confession instead of waiting for him to crack?

Stephanie: Ooo or threaten him with blackmail so bad he starts crying!

Duke: Guys *eyes point to Dick sitting in a corner*

Stephanie: Right.. party pooper

Nightwing:

Nightwing: Okay got it.

*heads out*

Duke: No Dick wait! We were joking!

Stephanie: drama queen just needs a minute sunshine- wait is that him approaching the target?

Tim *who’s seen this happen before* *panicking knowing what’s gonna go down* : OH SHIT ABORT-

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Being stuck with a very annoying henchmen who won’t stop talking

Damian: .. Can we simply shut him up?

Nightwing: whatever you wanna do

Damian *narrows eyes*: I can’t ruin my katanna for this

Nightwing: *hands him knife*

Damian:

Nightwing: And remember, the most effective place to silence someone without causing them excruciating pain and also temporarily depriving them of air is right here *points to a small area on the neck*

Damian: ..

Nightwing: .? Go on?

Damian *putting it away* : .. no..

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It works a 1000 times more effectively just because either all of them are bluffing or they’re scared Dick’s not.

Great in thought but in practice only really works if they’re on the bed otherwise you just get hit in the face. A lot… had a bruise on my cheek from one

The dog tags stay on.

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Eddie *gets set up with vanessa*

Buck: ghost her

Buck: *meets natalia*

Eddie: "dating someone you rescue always ends bad"

These guys have literally never been supportive of each others relationships.

Eddie hated Abby and Taylor, and Buck literally talked Eddie into breaking up with Ana.

That's not normal friend behavior

@pscentral event 14: your url ↳ Oliver Stark (insp)

Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day

Short DPXDC Prompts #676

Jason gets his neck sliced by Bruce’s batarang. It irreversibly damaged his vocal cords.

Pros: He can still use ghost speak

Cons: None of his family knows ghost speak (as it’s sounds aren’t for living men to understand)

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

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