Shoutout To Bruce Wayne Bc Despite Him Having Two Very Clear Rules For His Kids, “1) Don’t Kill,

“Some guy a few houses down barricaded himself in his house with an assault rifle. Fortunately, they got him (or he gave himself up) without any shots fired or anyone getting hurt.” - SgtScheisskopf

Love to imagine Jason trying to thrive as a legit crime lord only to flop because his family keeps ruining his street cred.

Case in point,

Jason: Now that you've heard my evil plan, what's your rebuttal, Batman?

Bruce: (Starts clapping)

Jason: NO, don't--

Bruce: You're so smart, honey (tries to take a picture)

Jason: stOp-

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Jason: Here to stop me, Robin?

Tim: No, I need a book report

Jason: Wha- do it yourself, you fucking accident!

Tim: I don't know why the fucking door is red!

Jason: WHAT- It symbolizes the passion of violence you dumb BITCH--

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Dick: I'll give you 10$ if you don't commit crimes tonight

Jason: 10$? What can I do in Gotham with 10 dollars?

Dick: Uh, buy an apartment?

Jason: An apartment is 13$!

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Jason: I'm gonna take it easy on you, Spoiler--

Steph: Is that my perfume?

Jason: Wha-- no.

Steph: Cass, does Red Hood usually smell like lavender and cotton candy?

Cass: Nope

Jason: OKAY, sue me, I don't wanna smell like 'warrior musk' and 'tears of a war widow'

@pscentral event 14: your url ↳ Oliver Stark (insp)

Jason *dying his hair black*: you know I started dying my hair before Robin.

Dick: yeah why?

Jason: their's like five red heads in Gotham and I knew as a kid for a fact that one was Ivy and one was Riddler. Then I became Robin to find out the other was Batgirl/Barbra and finally Kate Batman's cousin who's now Batwoman-

Dick: Yeah Red Heads in Gotham are either heroes or villains

Jason: -yeah so I didn't want to draw attention to myself.

Dick: ...Jay?

Jason: what?

Dick: I don't think it worked you've been a hero, villain and now anti-hero.

Jason: ...

Dick:

Jason *slams down color brush*: FUCK

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Eddie pulled a reverse kidnap. Broke into Buck's house and left a child.

turns out op of this is cringe. sad ! its a very good image im gonna steal it

An Arrangement—Jake Seresin Series Masterlist

Synopsis: Jake has made a proposition for an arrangement with you to take care of you financially while in return, you be his companion to Navy Balls, Weddings, and the like. "Sugar Daddy"-esque tendencies but not a Sugar Daddy relationship.

{1} “I wanna be that somebody for you”

{2} A Second Meeting

{3} Diamonds, Candleligts & a Question

{4} Choices

{5} The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

Blurbs/oneshots

Pretty When You Cry

Extra sweetened Sugar

That’s My Girl

Playlist

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