I’m Sorry, If You Are An Anti-choicer And You Call A Fetus A “pre-born Child” I Am Just Straight

My brother in Christ, you -- hm? What? Oh, no, I hadn't heard. Well, good for you! Congratulations. Anyway, my sister in Christ,

Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day

You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. “I give them food, they give me company,” you’d say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, “A neighbor plots against you, my lord.”

As a joke you had always said "I dedicate this to Hades" as you threw away food scraps from your cooking and cleaning your plates. When you die you find yourself in front of Charon's boat with Hades sitting in it, seemingly very excited to see his most devoted follower in recent times.

this couldn’t be said any better

I’d like to imagine after Elle killed that guy and left the BAU she went on to kick other rapists asses.

*case for the BAU comes in*

JJ: oh some ex FBI agent is killing rapists?

*slides file into trash*

JJ: whoops

i think they should be friends