Hi! I’m God. From Bible. Why Are You Doing That

oiling up my slutty mice

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

nice girldinner. i’m having hog fat bitch pig dinner but ok….

Does anyone have any reading recommendations for anarchist and communist theory stuff that focuses on disablity and disabled people

I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

actually this fucking slaps

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way