Last Three Seasons Spn Are Crazy. Its Just Dean Being Borderline Suicidal While Sam Tries To Fix It By

Some irl moments repped by the hazbin cast

I love the idea that God/Metatron separated Angels who were falling in love with each other by making one from each couple fall because that would mean Satan is hilarious.

Satan: Hey, hey, God.

God: Satan, I literally just kicked you out, what do you want…?

Satan: Who are you sending to Eden?

God: Aziraphale, why?

Satan: Nothing.

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God: Satan! What the fuck! Why is Crowley there!

Satan: He’s my favourite so of course I gave him this mission!

God: And it had nothing to do with Aziraphale and Crowley being separated by me and you being a bastard?

Satan: Nahhhh!

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God: They keep on screwing up my plans! Stop sending Crowley wherever Aziraphale is!

Satan: But it is so funny.

God: Satan!!!

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God: You know they’ve made an arrangement.

Satan: Yep.

God: Do you realise how powerful they are together?

Satan: Yep.

God: You are enjoying this way too much.

Satan: Yep.

Sam saying that he would have let Dean die if their situations were reversed after a whole episode in season one dedicated to Sam reading his dad’s journal and contacting everyone to try to find a way to save Dean even when Dean tells him to let him die in peace, like…bestie, I love you, but this is historically not true.

Me describing characters from Supernatural without ever watching it, based on what I could put together from random tumblr posts

Dean Winchester:

older brother

bi and the closet is glass

psycho-sexual relationship with his car

has a doctor kink

divorced married divorced married widowed by an angel

DADDY ISSUES

don't do this cas

was in hell at one point

shoulder hand print

red-blooded all american hunter manwhore

Sam Winchester:

younger brother

flannel

straight representation (except Gabriel I guess)

Third wheel

dropped out of uni

was engaged to a blond woman (RIP)

a literal walking death sentence to anyone who kisses him

party city wig

was possesed???

the one with common sense???

Castiel:

gay angel

world's saddest eyes

wet soggy orphan beagle

victim of the trench coat epidemic

powerful, but idk about where he lands on the scale

was brainwashed???

the daddy-est of issues (is his father god?)

YOU CHANGED ME DEAN

fish out of water

ditched heaven for the beauty of humanity (Dean's dick)

Jack Supernatural:

destiel child

may or may not be a new god

something celestial

floppy sad boi hair

Gabriel:

just here to have fun do drugs and flirt

trauma

Loki?

Sam's Man Crush Monday

had his lips sewn together at one point

is he dead-dead? or just dead to the writers?

Daddy Winchester:

did not know what he looked like until I went to google the pictures

the worst person to ever exist despite having god and the devil on this show

left the sons the trauma factory that is the family hunting business which killed their mom

doesn't know what hugging looks like probably

Various female-looking objects:

dead girlfriends

beards

that one redhead that called Dean a pussy for not knowing what fifth base is (she seems fun)

another redhead that played Poppy in The Magicians and almost killed Quentin (that I for some reason thought was from Doctor Who)

evil angel girlboss??

This was my contribution for this years November 5th celebration

Signs of Hell from Good Omens season 2

"You killed my brother. Prepare to die. *stabs himself*"

I'm still so heartbroken that it happened in their HOME. Whatever defects the bunker might have, it was home to them for years. It was the first time Dean had a stable living situation, a bedroom of his own, a place to collect and display things he liked, a place to truly relax and unwind since he was FOUR YEARS OLD. And he loved it and he felt safe there and he took care of it. And then God invaded it, and Death literally chased him through the halls, and he lost Cas there, and he sat there at the end of the world, alone on a cold concrete floor in an empty place that was no longer home and no longer safe, and sobbed into his hands.

Bungou Stray Dogs is just anime Scooby Doo.

if aziraphale doesn't grab crowley by his gay little scarf in season 3 then what's the point. why does he even wear it. take that shit off if it's not important to the plot