Heaven: Wow, Aziraphale, I am impressed. It's a miracle how your Absolute Worst Enemy, the demon Crowley, has not noticed you for 6000 years.
Hell: so do you guys fuck or what
So we all know this scene, right?
And we know how Dazai tries to handle it by pretending to be a scared kid and Chuuya interrupts him to challenge the guy to a fight, because I have been thinking about these tactics recently.
Dazai is not really mafia at this point, this is his first mission. He's still somewhat naive to the world of gangs, even if he's witnessed it, he's not lived it like Chuuya has. This tactic of acting like a scared little kid, definitely feels like something Dazai pulled when trying to get away with things around regular adults. I mean, look how easily he turns on those tears, it's practiced, he's used to it working.
He's responding to what the guy is saying, he calls them "kids" and looks confused as to why kids are here. Dazai then selects the defenceless innocent act as a way to get out of being held at gun point and possibly get information.
He's used to this kind of thing working, but the fact is, if Chuuya hadn't interrupted him, it most likely wouldn't of. Because Dazai doesn't know the type of enemy he's up against, he doesn't know these people are willing to cross the line and harm kids yet.
Look at these panels closely. The panel before Dazai starts faking crying the gun is pointed directly at him,
whilst he starts his crying act in the panels previously mentioned, the gun is still squarely on him, and afterwards
In the top panel it is still pointing at him, until Chuuya speaks. His tactic isn't working. The enemy never wavers or lowers his gun, he either doesn't believe Dazai or doesn't care.
Chuuya sees that. He sees the gun still pointing at Dazai. He looks annoyed in the first panel above because this man, as far as he knows, is pointing a gun at an innocent kid.
And as soon as Chuuya speaks, the gun shifts to him. Chuuya, King of Sheep, protector and shield. A boy so used to defending those weaker than him, he smiles when he's able to get the attention of a man holding a gun. As far as Chuuya is concerned at this point, Dazai might as well be as defenceless as the rest of The Sheep. Sure, he has his ability No Longer Human, but what good is that against a grown man with a gun? So Chuuya defends him the same way he defends his friends.
And he makes sure to keep that attention on him whilst he tests this man. Yeah, we know he puts his head to the gun to transfer his ability, but I also think it's important that Chuuya waits in this moment. He doesn't just take this guy out because of a perceived threat, he waits until it's confirmed. Chuuya doesn't throw the first punch because Chuuya doesn't start fights, he fights back. Just like The Sheep said, he hits their enemies back a thousand times harder.
Dazai complains Chuuya interrupted him here, but Dazai was completely out of his depth in this moment. Chuuya didn't ruin his plan, he saved his life.
more of Crowley as Eggman from the Snapcube real time dubs
I'm not sorry. I cackle every time I hear the "oh Lord, heal this bike," from season 1. It's such a married gibe. Like Crowley is ticked his angel loverboy fucked with his car, but is tickled fucking pink that he also managed to blow their cover in the span of 5 minutes.
The good omens fandom currently:
I love the idea that God/Metatron separated Angels who were falling in love with each other by making one from each couple fall because that would mean Satan is hilarious.
Satan: Hey, hey, God.
God: Satan, I literally just kicked you out, what do you want…?
Satan: Who are you sending to Eden?
God: Aziraphale, why?
Satan: Nothing.
>>
God: Satan! What the fuck! Why is Crowley there!
Satan: He’s my favourite so of course I gave him this mission!
God: And it had nothing to do with Aziraphale and Crowley being separated by me and you being a bastard?
Satan: Nahhhh!
>>
God: They keep on screwing up my plans! Stop sending Crowley wherever Aziraphale is!
Satan: But it is so funny.
God: Satan!!!
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God: You know they’ve made an arrangement.
Satan: Yep.
God: Do you realise how powerful they are together?
Satan: Yep.
God: You are enjoying this way too much.
Satan: Yep.
So with all this talk of a potential Supernatural revival someone asked on Twitter recently what would you like to see when it came to the long awaited Dean and Cas reunion. And I gave my answer there as condensed as I could but wanted to write it here too, especially since I have more room to do so.
First and foremost, I don’t just want a requited love scene— I need a requited love scene. Dean’s feelings being unknown or unrequited is unacceptable to me.
I kinda imagine what Jackles said way back where when Dean and Cas see each other again— his first instinct would be to hug him. And then while they’re still in that hug Dean would say, “let’s talk about that goodbye”
Cas’ reaction honestly can go two ways for me. Either he’s 1. Awkward about it. Pulls away from the hug and begins to ramble, in a way that shows he’s nervous but he’s ready to let it go if that’s okay with Dean.
Or 2. Castiel owns it but in a resigned way because he’s expecting Dean to not return the feelings because after all, it’s the one thing he wants that he can’t have.
Cas, pulled back from the hug, is not expecting what Dean does next. Dean cradles Cas’ face with one of his hands and says, “Cas, me too.” Cas furrows his brows and looks at him with disbelieving but big hopeful eyes and then Dean says again in a whisper, “me too”
Then they’d embrace, but it’s different this time. More intimate and with a certain tension gone. And that’s when Dean would say, “I should’ve said I love you too. Of course I love you too”
Supernatural: y'all are crazy. Destiel's all in your heads. WHACKOS
Also Supernatural:
And again:
And again:
And AGAIN:
Signs of Hell from Good Omens season 2
What is ur deal Neil what are u plotting
Mostly the middle of Season 3 of Good Omens.