how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.
last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”
Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.
I'm going to died 😐😐😐
Guys I went to hook up with this guy but the moment we got on the bed he asked me to tug his hair and then started crying when I did it. He got embarrassed and ordered a pizza when this guy showed up and he tried to stab him, then, for some reason, hugged him and started crying again. 2/10.
-the girl in season 4 when Sam sees Dean for the first time
sam has rules for everyone else to follow that don't apply to him, and dean has rules he must follow that don't apply to anyone else. neither is good, but one impacts more people.
we do talk about how the spn finale could have been so iconic, powerful and transcended but they instead Did That. However, the thing is that SPN can still be all those things and maybe even more than before if they decide to go down the Chuck Won road once they make a new season/a movie. Imagine Dean figuring out that he is basically in a simulation, in Chuck's perfect world and the only way to break out of it is him believing that he is worthy of being alive. Imagine him rescuing Cas from the empty, a paralled to Cas rescuing him from hell all those years ago, just like what all of us wanted to see. It is all still very much a possibility. And that both scares me and makes me giddy with excitement
‘dean’s faith was castiel’
Yeah totally but let’s not forget that castiel’s faith was dean, that from the moment he laid a hand on him in hell he was changed so enormously that he was able to break free of the narrative chuck was trying to write him into, that he believed so strongly in Dean Winchester that, even after he’d been brainwashed to kill him—had killed him many times over—when faced with the real thing, he broke past that brainwashing to save him
The fact that technically the first angel sam and dean meet is gabriel of all people will never not be funny
i bring you my one offering for every fandom: Twitch Streamer AU!
i see your "two teachers at the same school who none of their students realise are married" and raise you "two polar opposite streamers who none of their viewers realise are dating/living together" 😩🙏
i also accidentally drew these at 4k so enjoy these high res wallpapers i guess!! (1 + 2)
i have headcanons:
aziraphale is a variety IRL streamer: cooking, baking, crafts, chatting etc. he's on a bob-ross level of respect and admiration for how sweet and pleasant he is to everyone
crowley streams whatever can be a conduit for mischief: from toxic PVP gameplay, to IRL chatting streams out in public places. he's primarily a gamer, but people watch him for his horrendous personality.
they rarely hang out in each other's chats, but that's just happenstance. one is usually sleeping when the other is live, otherwise they'll have their screens open and lurk
crowley never bans trolls; they’re half his content. he enjoys backchatting and riling them up. his streams are notoriously chaotic because of little moderation and his rapidly shifting attention span
aziraphale’s mods ban trolls very efficiently, but he wouldn’t see their messages anyway, because chat always moves too fast for him. that’s not to say that he’s got a hyperactive chat; even slow mode would be too fast for him. he only ever catches every 5th message.
aziraphale is SO bad at reading chat, it's become a meme within his community that if he reads out/replies to you, you have been Chosen and need to go buy a lottery ticket asap
anathema mods for crowley, which mostly means just hanging out and insulting him when he dies in-game
newt is aziraphale's most revered mod, because whenever he tries to simply purge a mean message, he somehow accidentally IP bans the account. he's invaluable for managing troll attacks
their mods know they're together, but silently watch everyone lose their minds over the steadily growing conspiracy for their own personal entertainment
men will say shit like "what broke the connection?" after they got on their knees in front of another man, let him hit & bloody their face while telling him how much they need him between the punches. wild.