Hi Tumblr gays!
What am I eating? Oh, just this juicy, sweet, rich apple! Do you want some? I think you should have it. Eat the apple. Eat it.
As Satan I confirm this is a hellsite.
Woah voter. check under your pillohw and bed for communist
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Love the word "also". I have more things to say
i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
from “baths”, 1987.
fossil record patisserie
Holy moly there are a lot of gays in here
bitches love me for my excitement over the littlest bits of nature in my daily life
forbidden knowledge
Finally doing my maths homework!
i have finally perfected my twitter feed
i guess im too broken for love
Sometimes meeting your heroes is bad. Like, if you met me I would be all like "how'd you get into my school?" "I'm calling the police" "don't come any closer"..
woah mama nice drink they mind if I—*falls in and accidentally drowns*
I fucking hate you
@official-buckybarnes
NOOOOOO BUCKY BARNES PLEASEEE I LOVE YOU
I'M SORRY WHAT DID I DOOOO
bazinga pride flags
that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
i made a list while i was hiking apparently
Hi Satan!
Was Dante right
Is hell actually like that, or did he just make all that up
Who is Dante and what did he say hell was like
idk if you've already answered this but what's your opinion on being called stuff like "pretty", "handsome", etc?
you can call me whatever
the 49 states of america