A dark wizard hathe trapped you in th' orb againe
Woah mama not again!
tnewties
Stolen from reddit kjjjj
headspin
cmon child safety lid you know it's me
The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil
Yeah you could say Iβm doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One
and they say white people canβt cook
Yeah, English is weird. But it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though
tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
can you
"This is a 24 carat ring" how did you fit 24 carrots in that ring?? That's insane
It's always "Woah mama" but never "How's mama?"
Stop getting drunk with the monks and start eating lizards with a wizard
"I'm straight" Wrong! Using my faggot powers to gay-ify you π³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ¨ββ€οΈβπ¨π¨ββ€οΈβπ¨π¨ββ€οΈβπ¨π¨ββ€οΈβπ¨π³οΈβππ¨ββ€οΈβπ¨π¨ββ€οΈβπ¨π¨ββ€οΈβπ¨π¨ββ€οΈβπ¨π¨ββ€οΈβπ¨π¨ββ€οΈβπ¨π¨ββ€οΈβπ¨π³οΈβππ¨ββ€οΈβπ¨
i dont even identify shit anymore
can you make a stamp
literally my fave gif rn
Boss makes a dollar, we make a dime, thatβs why we organize on company time, hummina hummina
Can we please see your synchronized cats
WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
Iβve heard news that the Elvis Presleys have been multiplying at a horrific rate, can nobody see how horrifically this will affect the musical industry? We must fight back or we could risk losing real music forever.
imma get real Tricky...
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE REAL "TRICKY DICK" YET!