Me if I were a rambunctious mobile phone
4chan memorial post. rest in hell
fuck 4chan
fuck twitter
fuck reddit
fuck tumblr
and fuck you
Ancient glass bead PNGs
know your enemy
Is it just me or is Elvis taking over tumblr dot com
Elpocalypse if you will
if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun
Have u moved on from eating tubs of frosting or not?
God I love eating tubs of frosting. Nothing brings me more joy then cracking open a fresh tub o plastic and just going to town. Sometimes I wont even use a spoon fork, or utensil. Just palm deep in the icing, scooping it in. The consistency that of icing. Beautiful, smooth, tasty. I awake from my trance when its over. My can empty and the joy over. But its ok. I have the next tub to look forward to, whenever she shall make herself known to me, I will be there.
April 22nd, 1994: American president Richard Nixon dies of a stroke.
woah parental figure
ive got blue hair and pronouns
he/him
pfp by @clown-elvis
Oh fuck Jesus is back
drew myself and the guy im seeing as a chimp and a gorilla. What do you think that means
meme redraw for dicks birthday :D
In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
[based on this]
Beyblade heavyweight division
[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus
Found this on instagram and had to share (with a couple of tweaks)
Og post: @/housemdcore on insta :)
House in 2024
House: faggot
Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that
Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?
Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room
House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-
*house realizes something*
House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS
I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE
unknown forces compelled me to draw this
chilled greese
CHICKEN JOCKEYY 🗣️🐔❗
Chicken jockey!
oh no oh no oh no
i had too much caffeine, im experiencing the Waking Nightmare again
TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR TERROR