Latest Posts by oh-possumz - Page 8

Was humanity a fucking mistake?

Why did they put a massive orb in Las Vegas? To spite me? Woah mama this city hates me as much as I hate it

W oah mama im tired

eh

You wouldn't woah a mama

- @elvis-official

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't woah a mama" with "woah mama somebody already beat you to my inbox" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

Official Timeline

1935: Elvis is born

1943: Elvis meets Vriska Serket (his archnemisis)

1958-1960: Elvis serves in The War (unspecified)

1977: Elvis gets lost in the desert. The Las Vegas government fakes his death to cover up his disappearance

1979: Elvis starts eating beetles and lizards

1989: Elvis eats Paul McCartney

2005: Elvis is trapped in The Orb by the Evil Wizard Saruman

2025: Elvis finds Las Vegas and starts a [tumblr]. He has yet to leave Vegas (no matter how hard he tries)

(All of Elvis's normal life happened intermittently)

Enesco Home Grown Figurine PNGs

Hey don't cry. You exist at the same time as the elvisverse. Everything will be okay

Wow Ma'am does anyone need to get gay married? The Imitator does weddings. huah-ha-huah *cunty Elvis pose*

Phwoah dads, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of these two lovely Elvii, @emo-presley and @gay-elvis. These Elvii found each other through the magic of tumblr and came together to adopt their child @catgirl-presley , who is the flower girl in today’s ceremony, phummina phummina. May this family bond withstand all the troubles that come their way, athankyouverymuch.

I now pronounce you, platonically married *sexy end screen dance*

woah mama remember to stay hydrated

this is what happened in think i dont know

As it turns out, the mystery basement surprise was just Asbestos. Sad!

starting a collection #blackmold

More ghost and his roommate 🍦

a lot of things suck rn so here take this footage i got of a sopping wet muskrat

sans undertale

Woah mama you're gonna have a bad time

I was at the university of Memphis for the language fair and inside of the uc building there was this tiger (their mascot is a tiger) and I NEED you to see this

Woah mama new fursona unlocked

i think at this point you’re tumblr’s patron saint bro

Woah mama I'm the Patron Saint of Rock and Roll

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!