James: I am 100% straight.
Sirius: Remus Lupin, freshly showered, in nothing but a towl.
James: I am 90% straight.
Lily: Frank Longbottom in his quiditch uniform.
James: I am 80% straight.
Remus: Regulus black with a ring on each finger.
James: I am not straight.
I used to be really against marking up books and would clutch at my pearls anytime a book was damaged in anyway but now I see it as another way to express love. Water stains on the cover means you carried your favorite book through the rain because you wanted to keep reading on the go. Writing in the margins is participating in the conversation with the author. Leaving bookmarks and receipts in between the pages is like freezing traces of your own life in time.
A well worn book is a well loved one.
Lewis : hey mick
Mick : hi guys!
Seb : me and lew wanna tell you something
Mick : .. okay?
Lewis & Seb : we're adopting a baby!!!
Mick : OMG guyssss!!! that's ama-
Seb *slamming adoption papers on the table* : it's you, you're the baby
Lewis : sign here and here
Seb : here's a pen
Mick *confused and speechless* : ummm...? what???
Sirius : fuck my brother!!! *very pissed*
James : yeaaaa fuck him!!
*a few days later*
James : HEY PADFOOT!! guess who I hooked up with *wiggles his eyebrows*
Sirius, excited : WHO!!
James, smirking : your brother
Sirius : PRONGS WHAT THE HELL!!!
James : what? but you said fuck your br- oh shit you didn't mean it like that did you?
Sirius : OF COURSE NOT!!
James : *runs for his life*
Sirius : *runs after james*
Remus : *so unbothered with everything*
Love this necklace
Strollonso is essentially people thinking Lance had daddy issues because he has a track record with older men but then they realize that he actually has an amazing relationship with his father, he just really likes old men
i miss them so much 😭
it's missing Landoscar hour😔‼️
*Remus and Sirius in the kitchen*
Sirius : *struggling to get a plate from the top shelf*
Remus, amused : need me to get it for you, love?
Sirius : *gasp* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT !!
Remus : *laughs* ... okay then
«moments later...»
Sirius : *defeated sigh* help me please? *crosses his arms and looks away*
James : *reading a book*
Regulus : Love, what are you reading?
James : oh it's *book name*
Regulus, confused : why are you reading it? you never read
James : well.. *closes the book and smiles at Reggie* it's your favourite book, so I wanted to read it to be able to talk about it with you and discuss our favourite bits together
James, still smiling : so my favourite part so far is whe-
Regulus, interrupts him : I love you... I love you so so much *hugs james tightly smiling with teary eyes*
James, smiling : I love you more Reggie...
I'm crying this is the most couples boyfriend selfie
📷 Scuderia Ferrari
Oscar looks beautiful in his new Esquire spread. but you know what angers me? the amount of fucking airbrushing. because you know what he has in real life? acne. and freckles. and there’s nothing wrong with either of those things - not as a model, not as an athlete. and yet there is not a freckle or a blemish in sight.
put them back! let people have skin! he is stunning the way he is, he didn’t need his skin polished to twilight vampire levels of smoothness.
this has me just as aggravated as when magazines edit out Verstappen’s lip freckle.
it’s 2024, why are we still denying the fact that people have skin?!
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