Strollonso Is Essentially People Thinking Lance Had Daddy Issues Because He Has A Track Record With Older

*James and Sirius before each prank*

James : now remember, if any professor catches us-

Sirius : you're deaf and I only speak French

James : exactly! *claps excitedly*

Remus : ...

Peter : ...

Lily : ...

Nobody talks about the absolute GORILLA GRIP effect that F1 has on new fans discovering the motorsport?? Like,, you dip a toe into the lore and suddenly you’re being power vacuumed in. Suddenly you’re neck-deep in a 10k essay on the tragedy that was Brocedes. What do you mean they were best friends-turned-rivals. Is this fanfiction,,?? Why am i suddenly invested in the dubious relationship between a frenchman and a japanese man?? What do you mean Shumacher took care of Vettel and now Vettel is taking care of Schumacher?? What do you mean this motorsport is actually about family and love and tragedy and grief and loss and friendship and everything in between???

Barty : did it hurt? *smiles softly*

Evan, sighing : let me guess.. when I fell from heaven?

Barty : no *smirks smugly* did it hurt when you fell for me ?

Evan, chuckling : dear Salazar this is even worse

Barty : *winks and laughs*

Lando : I guess I'll just sleep by myself

Lando : all alone

Lando : with nobody to cuddle

Lando : just me, myself and I

Lando : alone

Lando : ... sigh

Oscar : I'm literally right here just changing my clothes, oh my god

Lando, shouting from their bed : alllll alooooone by myself

Oscar : .... oh god

*Remus and Sirius in the kitchen*

Sirius : *struggling to get a plate from the top shelf*

Remus, amused : need me to get it for you, love?

Sirius : *gasp* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT !!

Remus : *laughs* ... okay then

«moments later...»

Sirius : *defeated sigh* help me please? *crosses his arms and looks away*

Love this necklace

James: I am 100% straight.

Sirius: Remus Lupin, freshly showered, in nothing but a towl.

James: I am 90% straight.

Lily: Frank Longbottom in his quiditch uniform.

James: I am 80% straight.

Remus: Regulus black with a ring on each finger.

James: I am not straight.

*Reggie and James at the mall*

security guard : sir, is this man bothering you *points at James doing Merlin knows what*

Regulus : *sighing* yes he is, but he's my husband, I signed up for this...

James : *smiles stupidly*

"you came" "I never left"

Look at what I found… in Carlos Sainz’ liked tweets… eh….