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Seb: I would like to thank my mum and dad, the race engineers, dear god almighty... but most of all, Vitaly Petrov.

Nando:

Sebastian : I'll offer you some friendly advice- Kimi: I don't want your advice. Sebastian : Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

Oscar : Lando annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Logan : o-kay?

Oscar : there is nothing special about tomorrow.

Oscar : but there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over...

Logan : ....

Logan : you're evil

Oscar : oooh I know *smiles happily*

Toto: Lewis isn't answering his phone. Sebastian: I'll call him. Valterri: We've both tried several times, he won't- Lewis, answering his phone: Hello?

Lewis : hey mick

Mick : hi guys!

Seb : me and lew wanna tell you something

Mick : .. okay?

Lewis & Seb : we're adopting a baby!!!

Mick : OMG guyssss!!! that's ama-

Seb *slamming adoption papers on the table* : it's you, you're the baby

Lewis : sign here and here

Seb : here's a pen

Mick *confused and speechless* : ummm...? what???

Lando : osc...

Oscar : mhmm *barely awake*

Lando : I wonder if I've ever bought milk form the same cow twice

Oscar : ....

Lando : have you ever wonde-

Oscar : *sigh* no lando it's 4 am let me sleep *slams his head against the pillow questioning his life choices*

Carlos : what was plan A ?

Lando : don't fall in love with Oscar...

Carlos : and what was plan B ?

Lando : don't fuck up plan A...

Carlos : and what did you do?

Lando : ....

Lando : fucked up plan A

Carlos : you did *sigh*

Lando : but like can you blame me tho?

Lando : *stares dreamily at Oscar who is standing close by* he's just so cute and lovely an-

Carlos : -d I'm out of here, I'm not dealing with this, where's my baby Charlie

Oscar, shivering : it's a bit cold here

Lando : here, love, take my jacket

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Charles, shivering : it's a bit chilly here, non?

Max : well I can't change the weather, can I?

Lando : I guess I'll just sleep by myself

Lando : all alone

Lando : with nobody to cuddle

Lando : just me, myself and I

Lando : alone

Lando : ... sigh

Oscar : I'm literally right here just changing my clothes, oh my god

Lando, shouting from their bed : alllll alooooone by myself

Oscar : .... oh god

Lando, mumbling : do we really have to get up.. I wanna stay here and cuddle all day :(

Oscar, pulling Lando closer : I'd love to stay here all day, sweetheart, but Zak will be mad if we're late... again

Oscar : come on get up, let's get ready

Lando, cursing Zak quietly : I'll go as long as you hold my hand on our way

Oscar, smiling softly : of course love, now come onnnnn get up

Lando, finally getting up : I want a kiss too ;)