Carlos : what was plan A ?
Lando : don't fall in love with Oscar...
Carlos : and what was plan B ?
Lando : don't fuck up plan A...
Carlos : and what did you do?
Lando : ....
Lando : fucked up plan A
Carlos : you did *sigh*
Lando : but like can you blame me tho?
Lando : *stares dreamily at Oscar who is standing close by* he's just so cute and lovely an-
Carlos : -d I'm out of here, I'm not dealing with this, where's my baby Charlie
Lily : give me an example of an extreme sport
Remus : skydiving
James : surfing
Peter : skiing?
Sirius : doing homework while the professor is collecting it
unstoppable force (fearless bisexual max verstappen) vs immovable object (gay panic stricken daniel ricciardo)
Sometimes, it's top!Lando...
Sometimes, it's top!Oscar
Landoscar are verse, visual proofs.
Strollonso is essentially people thinking Lance had daddy issues because he has a track record with older men but then they realize that he actually has an amazing relationship with his father, he just really likes old men
*james and sirius applying for a job*
interviewer : how would you describe yourselves?
Sirius : verbally
James : but we've also prepared a dance
*James and Sirius before each prank*
James : now remember, if any professor catches us-
Sirius : you're deaf and I only speak French
James : exactly! *claps excitedly*
Remus : ...
Peter : ...
Lily : ...
trying to put in perspective just how young Lando used to look compared to the drivers he grew up racing with...
Lando, age 15
Max and Charles, age 15
Alex, age 15
Lance and George, age 15
Estie, age 15
They even crush on their older teammates in the same pathetic way ๐ค๐ช๐
spot the difference (EXTREMELY HARD)
๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ซ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ก๐จ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐จ๐๐ฌ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐๐, ๐๐จ๐จ๐ค๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ || 19 || mclaren and ferrari ๐๏ธ๐จ๐ || lnโด โข opโธยน โข clยนโถ โข csโตโต โข lhโดโด โข svโต โข drยณ โข jbยฒยฒ โข krโท โข aaยฒยณ โข grโถยณ โข mvยน || paยนโท โข obยณโธ || marauders - hp - marvel - teen wolf - tvd ||
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