They Even Crush On Their Older Teammates In The Same Pathetic Way 😤😪🙄

Nobody talks about the absolute GORILLA GRIP effect that F1 has on new fans discovering the motorsport?? Like,, you dip a toe into the lore and suddenly you’re being power vacuumed in. Suddenly you’re neck-deep in a 10k essay on the tragedy that was Brocedes. What do you mean they were best friends-turned-rivals. Is this fanfiction,,?? Why am i suddenly invested in the dubious relationship between a frenchman and a japanese man?? What do you mean Shumacher took care of Vettel and now Vettel is taking care of Schumacher?? What do you mean this motorsport is actually about family and love and tragedy and grief and loss and friendship and everything in between???

Oscar, shivering : it's a bit cold here

Lando : here, love, take my jacket

****

Charles, shivering : it's a bit chilly here, non?

Max : well I can't change the weather, can I?

I'm crying this is the most couples boyfriend selfie

📷 Scuderia Ferrari

Barty : did it hurt? *smiles softly*

Evan, sighing : let me guess.. when I fell from heaven?

Barty : no *smirks smugly* did it hurt when you fell for me ?

Evan, chuckling : dear Salazar this is even worse

Barty : *winks and laughs*

Toto: Lewis isn't answering his phone. Sebastian: I'll call him. Valterri: We've both tried several times, he won't- Lewis, answering his phone: Hello?

F1 Academy, dumbass boy edition.

*stands on soap box* oscar piastri is sexy actually! he is very dedicated and focused and talented! just because he was quiet in his first year thrown into the insane media circus and with two big personalities (lando and zak, not to mention the other 19 drivers + team dynamics on the grid) doesn't mean he doesn't have a personality! he is tactical and smart actually! he has that cool composure that mclaren really needs right now! he has the insane juniors track record! he said "fuck it" to $4mn of Alpine investment and advocated for himself to have the best possible f1 drive! he gets this look in his eyes when he's determined that is extremely compelling! he drives like a capybara with a toothache and the only antidote is him winning! his eyebrows are cute when he does that frowny thing! his story is in the making and he is writing it right now and we have the privilege of watching! *alarms sound* *is dragged offstage*

*at the library*

Remus : I don't think I have a chance with Sirius.. he won't ever have any type of romantic feelings for me...

Regulus : .... *silent bcoz he already knows his brother is head over heels for the boy in front of him*

Remus : *sadly looks at the book in front of him*

*meanwhile in the great hall*

Sirius : I saw Moony laughing with Lily today, it was the cutest thing I've ever seen, I can't even explain how it made me feel...

James : *eating*

Sirius : merlin I wish he loved me back *pouts sadly*

James : *planning to talk to Regulus and Lily later to get these two together already*

*James and Sirius before each prank*

James : now remember, if any professor catches us-

Sirius : you're deaf and I only speak French

James : exactly! *claps excitedly*

Remus : ...

Peter : ...

Lily : ...

Just heard a dad call his daughter scooter bug and if that's not Lando coded I don't know what is