Nobody Talks About The Absolute GORILLA GRIP Effect That F1 Has On New Fans Discovering The Motorsport??

Just heard a dad call his daughter scooter bug and if that's not Lando coded I don't know what is

Sirius *to Remus* : I can fit the whole world in my hands!

Remus *not removing his eyes from the book he's reading* : I'm sure you can..

Sirius *grabs Remus' head* : see I told you.. *smirk*

Remus *blushing* : I- *speechless, still blushing*

They even crush on their older teammates in the same pathetic way 😤😪🙄

James: I am 100% straight.

Sirius: Remus Lupin, freshly showered, in nothing but a towl.

James: I am 90% straight.

Lily: Frank Longbottom in his quiditch uniform.

James: I am 80% straight.

Remus: Regulus black with a ring on each finger.

James: I am not straight.

"you came" "I never left"

Oscar, shivering : it's a bit cold here

Lando : here, love, take my jacket

****

Charles, shivering : it's a bit chilly here, non?

Max : well I can't change the weather, can I?

how i feel 24/7, but especially during races

I need to know the story of the chili plushie

because in the car it looks like charles had it and then gave it to carlos?

and then when they're entering the paddock charles throws it to carlos

but then while they're walking in the paddock charles has it again?

so who gave the plushie to whom and who has it now or are they sharing custody of the chili

I would never condone watching F1 for free without subscribing to those expensive, corporate streaming sites that make millions from advertising other corporations.

And I would never condone clicking on this link to watch F1 pre-season testing and all the free practices, qualifying and races.

Don’t click on this link.

JOKES! Fuck that, free for all is what I say. No one should miss out on F1 because it’s expensive to watch.

Just to be clear…this is the link I am talking about. It streams F1 for free. FREE!