Incorrect F1 Quotes - Blog Posts

Why is Lando as Stiles, Charles as Scott, and Max as Isaac so fitting?! 😂👏🏻

Lando: you're like the hot girl that every guy wants

Charles: I'm the hot girl?

Lando: you're the hottest girl

(later)

Charles: I'm the hot girl

Max: yes, yes you are

F1 drivers as Glee quotes they would say:

Max Verstappen:My personality is like a radioactive asteroid. Spend too much time with it and it could kill you-Sam Evans

George Russell: Maybe it’s our job as young, hot progressives to educate older, scary farts- Brittany Pierce

Daniel Ricciardo: Wow. Sad songs make me really sad and I don’t want to be sad - Brittany Pierce

Charles Leclerc: It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.- Sam Evans

Alex Albon: ‘I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then, on some dark cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face- Sue Sylvester

Lando Norris-And that is how I make the manager cry at the cheesecake factory. By being a diva- Emma Pillsbury

Carlos Sainz Jr.: You know what, let me at her. TU ERES LOCA!" - Santana Lopez

Pierre Gasly: How's that homelessness working out for ya? Have you tried not being homeless?- Sue Sylvester

Lewis Hamilton - I WILL NO LONGER BE CARRYING AROUND A PHOTO ID. KNOW WHY? PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW WHO I AM.-Sue Sylvester

Esteban Ocon: “Are you questioning my badassness?”- Noah Puckerman

Sebastian Vettel: “I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But face it, I’m legend. It’s happened.” - Sue Sylvester

Lance Stroll: “You might think that all of the boys in school would want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.” - Rachel Berry

Seb: I would like to thank my mum and dad, the race engineers, dear god almighty... but most of all, Vitaly Petrov.

Nando:

Oscar : Lando annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Logan : o-kay?

Oscar : there is nothing special about tomorrow.

Oscar : but there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over...

Logan : ....

Logan : you're evil

Oscar : oooh I know *smiles happily*

Lewis : hey mick

Mick : hi guys!

Seb : me and lew wanna tell you something

Mick : .. okay?

Lewis & Seb : we're adopting a baby!!!

Mick : OMG guyssss!!! that's ama-

Seb *slamming adoption papers on the table* : it's you, you're the baby

Lewis : sign here and here

Seb : here's a pen

Mick *confused and speechless* : ummm...? what???

Lando : osc...

Oscar : mhmm *barely awake*

Lando : I wonder if I've ever bought milk form the same cow twice

Oscar : ....

Lando : have you ever wonde-

Oscar : *sigh* no lando it's 4 am let me sleep *slams his head against the pillow questioning his life choices*

Carlos : what was plan A ?

Lando : don't fall in love with Oscar...

Carlos : and what was plan B ?

Lando : don't fuck up plan A...

Carlos : and what did you do?

Lando : ....

Lando : fucked up plan A

Carlos : you did *sigh*

Lando : but like can you blame me tho?

Lando : *stares dreamily at Oscar who is standing close by* he's just so cute and lovely an-

Carlos : -d I'm out of here, I'm not dealing with this, where's my baby Charlie

Oscar, shivering : it's a bit cold here

Lando : here, love, take my jacket

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Charles, shivering : it's a bit chilly here, non?

Max : well I can't change the weather, can I?

Lando : I guess I'll just sleep by myself

Lando : all alone

Lando : with nobody to cuddle

Lando : just me, myself and I

Lando : alone

Lando : ... sigh

Oscar : I'm literally right here just changing my clothes, oh my god

Lando, shouting from their bed : alllll alooooone by myself

Oscar : .... oh god