I Would Never Condone Watching F1 For Free Without Subscribing To Those Expensive, Corporate Streaming

Oscar, shivering : it's a bit cold here

Lando : here, love, take my jacket

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Charles, shivering : it's a bit chilly here, non?

Max : well I can't change the weather, can I?

Nobody talks about the absolute GORILLA GRIP effect that F1 has on new fans discovering the motorsport?? Like,, you dip a toe into the lore and suddenly you’re being power vacuumed in. Suddenly you’re neck-deep in a 10k essay on the tragedy that was Brocedes. What do you mean they were best friends-turned-rivals. Is this fanfiction,,?? Why am i suddenly invested in the dubious relationship between a frenchman and a japanese man?? What do you mean Shumacher took care of Vettel and now Vettel is taking care of Schumacher?? What do you mean this motorsport is actually about family and love and tragedy and grief and loss and friendship and everything in between???

Oscar : Lando annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Logan : o-kay?

Oscar : there is nothing special about tomorrow.

Oscar : but there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over...

Logan : ....

Logan : you're evil

Oscar : oooh I know *smiles happily*

you can tell Oscar is an eldest child and Lando a middle child because they convey exactly those two different energies

I need y'all to know that I discovered the secret to happiness is just writing the extremely cringe fic you want to read so bad yourself. It doesn't matter if you're a good writer or not or how ridiculous or crack your idea is- if it makes you happy, just write that F1 RPF fic where a world champion title winner is a cat shapeshifter and his team principal basically adopts him as a son and also barn cat for the winter. Who gives a shit- this is for me and me alone, and y'all will just get it fed to you like I am the old man on the park bench with cat!Max Verstappen flavored bird seed and y'all are my pigeons- I don't give a fuck anymore, I'm truly free <3

Sometimes, it's top!Lando...

Sometimes, it's top!Oscar

Landoscar are verse, visual proofs.

Carlos : what was plan A ?

Lando : don't fall in love with Oscar...

Carlos : and what was plan B ?

Lando : don't fuck up plan A...

Carlos : and what did you do?

Lando : ....

Lando : fucked up plan A

Carlos : you did *sigh*

Lando : but like can you blame me tho?

Lando : *stares dreamily at Oscar who is standing close by* he's just so cute and lovely an-

Carlos : -d I'm out of here, I'm not dealing with this, where's my baby Charlie

They even crush on their older teammates in the same pathetic way 😤😪🙄

*a moment of hesitation* ✨brothers✨ of the right entrance

Pre Race Ritual via Shell

unstoppable force (fearless bisexual max verstappen) vs immovable object (gay panic stricken daniel ricciardo)