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max and his ducklings rookies 🦆🐤✨
I love when people try to rate the RB car. "It's the fourth fastest car", "It's the third fastest car", "It's worse than the VCARB". That car is an abomination and exists on an entirely different plane. It's Schrodinger's car. It both is and isn't fast. Do not try to make sense of it.
max: the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I wa
reporter: how does it feel to now have the car exactly where you want it?
max: *considers the legalities of murder*
Piastri: “That’s all the highlights? That’s all the highlights for this race?”
If you missed practice, don't worry, so did the drivers. 40 minutes of the session was red flagged, first for 2 crashes and then the track spontaneously combusted in a biblical blaze for no reason like the old testament warned me about
EXCUSE MEEEEEEE????!!!!
seb doesn’t rock up to suzuka for the first time in like two decades and the track literally bursts into flames
at this point i think they should just start a rotation for the second red bull seat. kind of like the f1 academy wild card except it's literally whoever. reserve drivers, f2 drivers, retired drivers, pundits, mechanics, race engineers, team principals, random celebrities. you can win a free practice sesh in the second red bull seat in fan giveaways. let's just have fun with it
the only person who had a worse race than ferrari was oscar piastri – and when the leaderboard listed him as 'out', he reversed out of the grass and got back on track. he was not going to DNF at his home race without the stewards physically wrenching a front axle from his hands.
oscar piastri is a goddamn phoenix, and he will rise again and again and again. i love charles, and he is il predestinato - but oscar being a champion is not even predestined. it's literally inevitable.
Charles: "is there a leakage?"
Bryan: "a leakage of what?"
Charles: "I have the seat full of water, lke full of water!"
Bryan: "must be the water"
Charles: "LET'S ADD THAT TO THE WORDS OF WISDOM"
Lewis Hamilton's father, Anthony Hamilton, comforting a crying Isack Hadjer who crashed out in the formation lap at the Australian GP
I need the graphics person to understand that I need the timings at all times stop just showing me their names
The FIA and race control are such a consistently negligent entities. The last fatality in f1 was because there was a truck lifting a crashed car on a wet track. And yet here we are years later with the benefit of hindsight with marshals and trucks on a wet track with freshly painted lines and the drivers are going around instead of red flagging the race for a couple of minutes. It's genuinely astounding.
things aren’t that great but it could be worse. i could be ollie bearman in melbourne.
So. Its a wet race, 5 rookies on the grid, Max and George lining up alongside eachother on the second row, two McLaren's on the front row and Oscar says he'd do anything to win his home race- if you listen really closely you can hear an emergency alarm blaring in the background of this post
