Figured I'd Repost These Lovely Photos. God I Wanna Suck His Cock

A happy Axl Rose from a few years ago

tfw ur watching a movie and the entire thing poly-baits you

Slash getting all blushy and kicking his feet at the scary sleepover (2017)

Okay but like imagine literally sleeping with him, just being wrapped up in his arms all cozy. I need it

ever since i was a kid ive loved windex bottle . thr sound it makes the shape of the trigger the pretty blue color . ouhh

Accurate representation of me if I ever catch glimpse of this guy

we actually don’t talk about this enough

Slash piss probably has the same effects as holy water

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You can’t dilute holy water so in theory if we get holy water and mix it with equal parts Slash’s piss WE COULD LITERALLY HAVE HOLY SLASH PISS

Daddies thirsty gramps bend over

That one anon is so right

It wouldn’t hurt Slash to just post one wee little video of him jacking off- in fact, it might do him some good! Who knows?

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LITERALLY like Pookie PLEASE 😩

Just jerk it for me 😞

They ran out of goldfish at the store and now Slash is pissed