They Ran Out Of Goldfish At The Store And Now Slash Is Pissed

Just two old men enjoying each other's company

Slash piss probably has the same effects as holy water

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You can’t dilute holy water so in theory if we get holy water and mix it with equal parts Slash’s piss WE COULD LITERALLY HAVE HOLY SLASH PISS

Daddies thirsty gramps bend over

bro mature is just feed food and items

Quick Edgar and Madeline doodles:•)

Just 10 minutes with my face buried in his chest would cure all of my problems.

can i request just a short little drabble of slash pissing himself ???- it’s for the greater good of the people

Lazy

Tw: Piss kink, exhibitionism, public? piss, I think that's it

A/n: this was quite easy to write up quick, it's been in my mind for the past few days honestly. This was fun to write, I don't know if this is what you had in mind and I'm definitely down to write something different. Also this is short.

After the show the boys held what they called a "small" party in one of their hotel rooms, or well too because there was a door connecting two rooms. You were sitting sideways on slashes lap on an armchair, he had a bottle of Jack in one hand, the other on your waist. He was wasted as per usual and you weren't exactly sober yourself.

You say playing with his hair talking about whatever came to mind as he hummed occasionally, placing gentle kisses on your neck occasionally sucking a hickey and rubbing circles onto your hip with his thumb.

Only a few minutes later you feel Slash shift but figured that he was just getting comfortable and continued on with what you were talking about.

"Gotta get up sweetheart" he says quietly into your ear, shifting again

"Aww but why? We're having so much fun" you whine playfully, twirling a lock of his hair around your finger

"gotta take piss pretty girl, get up"

You lean in closer to him, your mouth right by his ear "Why not go here?" You say coyly

"here? Well aren't you dirty. Want me to piss myself do ya?" You can tell he's not totally against the idea by the way he pulls you a bit closer.

"yeah let me help you" You slowly reach for his pants, undoing the laces. Smiling at him the whole time and leaning in to place a kiss on his cheek

"mm" he groans as you pull his dick out, shifting to straddle him to hide his dick from prying eyes. Everyone else in the room is preoccupied with other things or people so no one is paying attention.

"there, now just let go" almost as soon as you speak he groans and the stream starts, going onto both your laps soaking in. It's warm and it feels so wrong.

"Such a dirty girl" He said with a smile, he tipped his head back just enjoying the moment and how wrong it felt, he loved it.

It was mostly hitting your lower stomach, the wetness and the warmth turning you on and it definitely had something to do with the fact it was Slash. It didn't take long for the stream to trickle off, once it did you tucked him back into his pants and stood up.

Your lap was soaked and so was the chair, seeing him sitting in a pool of his own piss was more attractive than you'd like to admit. Luckily you guys were in a hotel room which meant there was a shower. "Wanna join me for a shower before someone notices?" You say coyly looking done at him

"mm sure sweetheart" He stands up and the two of you quickly make your way to the bathroom to shower. And just maybe a few minutes later you heard Axl yelling about it but who can say really.

Accurate representation of me if I ever catch glimpse of this guy

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