I Feel Like A Victorian Man Seeing Ankle For The First Time

I’m so torn I WANT THE STANLEY CUP BACK IN CANADA BUT IM STILL MAD AT THE OILERS

“don’t you want a canadian team to FINALLY win a cup again?” not if it’s edmonton. hope this helps!

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

I’m literally just a girl

Me too honestly

Matty Healy looks like an uncooked chicken breast someone take my phone 😭

Barking and foaming at the mouth someone sedate me

via turnered_on ig

mattys her missus actually i don't make the rules

This is so me

i dont care (this affected me deeply and made me cry for several hours)

I hate using shopping money for things I actually need <\3