I Hate Using Shopping Money For Things I Actually Need

Barking and foaming at the mouth someone sedate me

via turnered_on ig

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

I’m so torn I WANT THE STANLEY CUP BACK IN CANADA BUT IM STILL MAD AT THE OILERS

“don’t you want a canadian team to FINALLY win a cup again?” not if it’s edmonton. hope this helps!

Genuinely so happy for them is that controversial??

fucking liar

you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something

“fox pretty” “deer pretty” “dark/light feminine” “bop” “talking stage” “delulu is the solulu” “gyat” “rizz” “3 month rule” i am going to come out of my cocoon and form into your worst fucking nightmare the most abominable creature u have ever witnessed

mattys her missus actually i don't make the rules

I’m literally just a girl