Mattys Her Missus Actually I Don't Make The Rules

you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

Sometimes, baby girl is a 33 year old smoker with a guitar <3

“do you wanna do selling petrol?”

I’m literally just a girl

“fox pretty” “deer pretty” “dark/light feminine” “bop” “talking stage” “delulu is the solulu” “gyat” “rizz” “3 month rule” i am going to come out of my cocoon and form into your worst fucking nightmare the most abominable creature u have ever witnessed

I’m so torn I WANT THE STANLEY CUP BACK IN CANADA BUT IM STILL MAD AT THE OILERS

“don’t you want a canadian team to FINALLY win a cup again?” not if it’s edmonton. hope this helps!

I hate using shopping money for things I actually need <\3

Me too honestly

This is so me

i dont care (this affected me deeply and made me cry for several hours)