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mattys her missus actually i don't make the rules
Genuinely so happy for them is that controversial??
fucking liar
I’m so torn I WANT THE STANLEY CUP BACK IN CANADA BUT IM STILL MAD AT THE OILERS
“don’t you want a canadian team to FINALLY win a cup again?” not if it’s edmonton. hope this helps!
“fox pretty” “deer pretty” “dark/light feminine” “bop” “talking stage” “delulu is the solulu” “gyat” “rizz” “3 month rule” i am going to come out of my cocoon and form into your worst fucking nightmare the most abominable creature u have ever witnessed
pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly
I hate using shopping money for things I actually need <\3
Matty Healy looks like an uncooked chicken breast someone take my phone 😭
Barking and foaming at the mouth someone sedate me
via turnered_on ig
you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something
i feel like a victorian man seeing ankle for the first time
This is so me
i dont care (this affected me deeply and made me cry for several hours)
Me too honestly
Sometimes, baby girl is a 33 year old smoker with a guitar <3
“do you wanna do selling petrol?”